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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 20 2005, 08:36 PM (287 Views) | |
| flea dip | Dec 20 2005, 08:36 PM Post #1 |
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Is this Madonna's way of telling her fans they need to get drunk before being able to listen to her music? ![]() Madonna Releases New Wine Range
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| Ironshadow | Dec 20 2005, 10:57 PM Post #2 |
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#1 mandona hater
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"bearing artwork from her recent release" -
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| Tonygirl | Dec 21 2005, 12:52 AM Post #3 |
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Anything to do with her dad's winery? Are the grapes smashed with Kabbalah feet? If she wants to market something true to her non-existent disco roots, and to match a disco CD, why not just market cocaine? |
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| Ironshadow | Dec 21 2005, 05:20 AM Post #4 |
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| flea dip | Dec 21 2005, 04:44 PM Post #5 |
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Iron, I'm so glad you have photoshop and know how to use it! ![]() Lady Chadwick, you raised some good points too! |
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| Ironshadow | Dec 21 2005, 08:33 PM Post #6 |
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#1 mandona hater
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I swear, however, that I didn't touch her face. That photo is several years old, but it really fits the occaision.
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Dec 22 2005, 02:47 PM Post #7 |
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I was wondering the same thing. Is this her Dad's wine or is she trying to stick it to him yet again? |
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| flea dip | Dec 22 2005, 04:23 PM Post #8 |
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The few articles I saw didn't make it clear. It only mentions that the distributor is Celebritycellars.com but not where they got it from. |
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| Ironshadow | Dec 22 2005, 04:54 PM Post #9 |
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Dork at gay bar: "Gee, this tastes just like Brad Pitt Cellars".
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| flea dip | Dec 22 2005, 04:57 PM Post #10 |
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Dude responds to dork: "But the Brad Pitt label is so much prettier!"
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| Tonygirl | Dec 22 2005, 10:17 PM Post #11 |
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Celebritycellers?! Oh the jokes we could get.. I hope Rosie O'Donnell never does a Penny Marshall-flavored wine... Yoko Ono might make one where, when you pop the cork, shreaking sounds come out of the bottle.. Angelina Jolie's wine? Don't let a woman open it, she will automatically run off with your husband after a sip.. Jessica Simpson's tastes like Chicken of the Sea... Posh Spice wine? Not! The bottle is just full of air... OK, enough.. |
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| flea dip | Dec 22 2005, 10:34 PM Post #12 |
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Kinda makes me wonder what Madonna wine would taste like. Or maybe I don't want to wonder about that, on second thought. ![]() Maybe for a truly authentic experience, it would taste flat, just like her singing sounds (lame pun, sorry).
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| Tonygirl | Dec 23 2005, 10:00 AM Post #13 |
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Yup, flat with no body. A little fruity. Buy it newer, as it doesn't age well either. |
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Dec 23 2005, 02:24 PM Post #14 |
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| flea dip | Dec 28 2005, 07:10 PM Post #15 |
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Wine created based on new Madonna album |
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| Tonygirl | Dec 31 2005, 10:42 PM Post #16 |
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...wow, really CHEAP wine, like it's namesake! Oh, what's Madonna's favorite wine? "Guuuuuyyyy, get me a new f***ing Versace jacket!" Whine, get it? Hey it's late.. |
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Jan 6 2006, 02:56 PM Post #17 |
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Funny slams taken from some article about this dumb gimmick:
I can't look now, but is page 57 where she's picking her @sscrack or hanging bottomless over a wall (hopefully in the middle of nowhere)? |
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| Melissa | Jan 6 2006, 10:30 PM Post #18 |
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Uh... that would be the one with her riding the bicycle in the bunny-tail thong. The picture on the opposite page is the one of her hovering over the dog. Click here to view. -- NOT WORK OR SCHOOL SAFE! |
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