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Jan 23 2006, 11:14 AM
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Mihoshi Marie
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Jan 23 2006, 12:55 PM
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Jan 23 2006, 03:58 PM
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Rock Star From Mars
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Thanks for sharing that!
Under the "Boy Toy" section (has photo of Madonna dressed up in her Material Girl music video like Marilyn Monroe from Monroe's Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend routine from the film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes), I liked these remarks: - Jen: You are not the new Marilyn. And you never will be. [ :clap: :good: ]
Martha: "Only boys with ugly mullets make my rainy day..." [ ]
Also enjoyed some of the comments under the "Dick Tracy" section: - Amy: Madonna shows off her acting range. All of it.
Jen: "You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me." Oh, yeah? Don't count on it, Miss Mahoney.
Under the "Cowgirl Madonna" section, - Amy: "Yeah, I know, this isn't my best image makeover, but seriously, I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS HERE, PEOPLE. It was either Child Beauty Pageant Western Wear or some kind of Star Trek uniform."
Under the "Kabbalah Madonna" heading (has photo of Madonna wearing a "Von Dutch" cap, wearing a t-shirt that reads, "Kabbalaists do it better"),- Amy: OMG, is it sex? Is Madonna making a joke about sex? Is she saying that she has sex? Because that would be funny and also completely out of character for her.
Martha: I'm sure that the Rabbis would be very proud.
Jen: Kabbalists do what better? Shop at Von Dutch?
Under "And Dark Haired Nipple Baring Madonna:", - Jen: And in a sterling example of quid pro quo, now you're the one making Kevin Costner gag... neat!
Amy: Where's Justin Timberlake when you really need him?
"Dazed and Confused" Madonna (photo of Madonna with very stupid look on her face), - Jen: Oh, hush. Be nice. Dementia is a common problem with the elderly.
From "And, finally, Prim And Proper "No I've Never Made Porn" English Gentry Madonna:" - Jen: I wonder why she's not wearning her "I Ruined My Husband's Film Career and All I Got Were These Lousy Birds" t-shirt?
Amy: You just know she's feeding those birds the shredded up bits of every damn letter and email that Britney Spears keeps sending her, like get a clue, Brandine, Madonna has taken her damn torch back.
Martha: I never feed my chickens while wearing anything but Versace.
In the comments section, a few of my faves: - Aw. You forgot the American-Life-soy-latte-double-shotte-Mini-Cooper-Super-Duper Madonna phase.
Oops. Wait. So did everyone else.
Posted by: kel | Jan 18, 2006 5:11:41 PM ------------------------------ 'm a Brit and we WANT you to take Madonna back - her crappy fake British accent is worse than rubbish - oh and you can take ol' Gwnny back with you too...
p.s. Compulsive checking paid off! Please please please snark Angelina and Brad again - so they're having a baby and still not a couple - how stupid do they think we are? As stupid as Jen A...?
Posted by: Phili | Jan 19, 2006 5:39:52 AM ------------------------------ I wonder what Tom (I am a stupid dumbass) Cruise would have to say about Madonna? I think even HE would agree that a vitamin cannot fix this woman?
Posted by: andi | Jan 19, 2006 8:20:24 AM ------------------------------ You forgot the Madonna who pretended to fall off her horse & allegedly broke her arm & ribs, but really went for a complete plastic surgery overhaul--hence the Farrah hair to cover the surgery scars!! Anyone besides myself suspicious how she could do live preformances shortly after the "fall" with broken bones healing!!??
Posted by: adrian | Jan 19, 2006 9:23:25 AM ------------------------------ I was a Madonna-wanna [be] in the 80's. Now I just "wanna" her gone. Thanks for the great laughs!
Posted by: katbliss | Jan 19, 2006 11:24:46 PM ------------------------------ "Only boys with ugly mullets make my rainy day..."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Since Material Girl is my all-time fave song of hers (and there are only so many I like, really) that one made me snort. God, keep the woman over there. We have more than enough vapid celebrities here and you know how much we Americans love to share.
Posted by: warcrygirl | Jan 20, 2006 10:38:21 AM ------------------------------ So basically, when she was young, shallow, venal and slutty, we liked her. Now she's grown up, sanctimonious and has apparently conveniently forgotten about 15-20 years of her life to set herself up as Madam Wonderful, we all hate her and want to make her pay for it?
Yeah, me too.
Posted by: Kafaleni | Jan 21, 2006 2:32:13 AM ------------------------------ Sheilah, you are not alone. But Scary Eyebrows Madonna was her vegetarian incarnation; at that point in her life, she espoused the notion that "vegetarians have paler flesh." Blech. She looks like she had already been embalmed.
Posted by: Lori | Jan 22, 2006 4:00:41 PM
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