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| Food Oddities - M cookies, etc.; -chew on Manny. Repulsive thought, no? | |
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| flea dip | Mar 4 2006, 05:20 PM Post #1 |
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:puke3: This was on madonnalicious.com (view photo of milk carton here - at least they used only a drawing of Madonna on the carton and not a photograph),
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| Tonygirl | Mar 5 2006, 01:30 AM Post #2 |
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Again, they want us to think Skank is the only one who has done...anything. Since I've been alive, my hair has been every color, short, spiked, long, bobbypinned, curly-permed, pony-tailed, feathered, bobbed, bangs, no bangs, etc. Like every other woman I know. Put me on a milk carton. |
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| flea dip | Mar 5 2006, 01:02 PM Post #3 |
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Yeah, I think that's true of most women - most women experiment with their hair a lot.I've only done so a little bit, maybe not as much as most women. I've tried it very short, medium length, layered, one length (as opposed to layered), I've put blonde high lights in it, I've dyed it auburn, I've tried perms (for waves), I've tried wearing it straight (sometimes up in a pony tail, sometimes down), etc. My sister is probably one of the only women I know of who basically never changes her hair style: very, very long, straight, and in a pony tail. She's had that hair style for years. When she was a teen, though (this was in the 1970s), she did layer the bangs/sides a little bit, so her hair looked a little like Madonna's current Farrah hair style. One day when Lourdes and Rocco wake up and become absolutely frightened of their mom, they may run away, and their photos will have to be placed on a milk cartoon: "Have you seen these children?" Milk usually contains Vitamin D. I bet this "Madonna milk" contains cooties.
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| madame duran | Mar 5 2006, 06:23 PM Post #4 |
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Any news reports on the milk inside the Madonna cartons curdling? Celebrity faces on stamps, on milk cartons...is there any possibility of getting Madonna's face on the bag of cow manure? Gardening season is soon upon us so get cracking on the publicity blitz, Liz! |
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| The 1 Not Fooled | Mar 12 2006, 06:23 PM Post #5 |
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I thought the same thing, LOL! Maybe in Sweden it's a custom to put lost souls on milk cartons? |
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| flea dip | Mar 31 2006, 01:49 AM Post #6 |
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*trying to sound convincing* Mmmmm, Madonna cookies, Mmmmm. The company is trying to come up with mottos for the cookies (not really, I just thought this would be fun): "A real Madonna cootie in every ooey, gooey, fresh- from- the- oven cookie" What was the "Chips Ahoy" old marketing gimmick from the 1970s or 1980s? Wasn't it something like, "Guaranteed, 20 Chocolate Chips in every cookie!," -? Place some kind of Madonna related put-down or innuendo in place of "20 chocolate chips," and there you go! Someone, please make some kind of joke about Ernie, the little elves in a tree, and the Madonna cookies. There is a joke in there somewhere, but my mind is blank at the moment (it's not blank all the time, really). ![]() IS Hosted | Fan Site Anyway, the answer is no, I don't fancy Madonna with, in, around, near, over, under, by, _(insert all other prepositional phrases here)_ my tea. |
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| Tonygirl | Apr 1 2006, 08:53 AM Post #7 |
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"Madonna's Cookies, With The Goodness Of Estrogen In Every Bite!" I imagine the Keebler Elves provide the non-stop cheap labor. |
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| flea dip | Apr 20 2006, 09:56 AM Post #8 |
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Did you mean testosterone (sp?). If she actually had estrogen, I'd imagine she'd actually look / act / be feminine. I bet you're right about the cheap labor. She also probably molests the Keebler elves, and the elves are told that's a "fringe benefit" of working for The Venereal Girl. And the poor elves can't get her for sexual harassment, since they are illegal immigrants and could be deported - but that's another topic. Anyway, remember the Like A Prayer - Pepsi fiasco in the late 1980s? Remember the Pepsi cans that came out with her picture on them? I can't remember if we ever got any of those or not. In the early '80s, my dad came home with the promotional Empire Strikes Back Pepsi cans (or maybe they were from Return of the Jedi, don't recall exactly which), that had Yoda on them. To refresh your memory, here are some images of the Pepsi cans, from "madonnalicious.com" ![]() IS Hosted | Fan Site According to madonnalicious,
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| flea dip | Feb 21 2007, 04:57 PM Post #9 |
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"Whatcha doin'?" "Why, I'm chewing Madonna gum!" ![]() Madonna Gum, on e-bay
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| Ironshadow | Feb 22 2007, 06:32 AM Post #10 |
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#1 mandona hater
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which, just like mandona, you'd wind up scraping off the bottom of your shoe. |
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| flea dip | Apr 8 2008, 03:04 PM Post #11 |
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madonnalcious.com
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| thanhk | Apr 9 2008, 09:26 AM Post #12 |
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True Blue Newbie
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My hair color is black and I have currently decided to be permed. I love my perm it's so soft and woolly. I've been called a pom pom, a poodle and the black sheep of the family. My curls are also very tight just the way I like them. My hair is naturally straight but I prefer the curls. PS I wouldn't want to eat something with Madonna's face I'm just not interested in her anymore. |
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| flea dip | Apr 26 2008, 04:56 PM Post #13 |
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Check for razor blades first! ![]() Madonna Tribe
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| flea dip | May 6 2008, 02:11 PM Post #14 |
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Madonna Tribe
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| lisawasbeingboring | May 24 2008, 12:02 AM Post #15 |
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Material Poster
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The hot pink and white label look as cheap as the alphabet candy. Reminds me of those nasty Spongebob candy pieces I bought from wallmart ages ago. |
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| anshirk | May 24 2008, 05:23 AM Post #16 |
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madonna go away
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Before anybody eats that stuff, was there any clearance from the food and drug administration. Is there any seal on it, safety for consumption? Need to take the goods through the X-ray. A thorough investigation be made, a sample be taken to the food labs to realize the authenticity of the ingredients. You never know the materials used to make the products could be recycled, made from other people's products? Or maybe the stuff is expired and new labels put on them, hence she gives it away for free. The hag wouldn't dare give anything free would she? There got to be an ulterior motive for this. Well summer is full swing over here I just had my ice cream dolly suits better than any of hags sweet treats. Not for me! |
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| lisawasbeingboring | May 24 2008, 10:29 AM Post #17 |
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Material Poster
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Maybe Madge bough the candy off ebay. |
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| flea dip | May 29 2008, 06:24 PM Post #18 |
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| anshirk | May 31 2008, 06:51 AM Post #19 |
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madonna go away
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Run for your life! Another case of MRSA in the making, contaminated outfits, get the cubicle quarantined. The stuff could be viscous or volatile dangerous to inhale, get the gas masks! Parasitic roaming insects, red ants, black ants, soldier ants, cockroaches, house fly, fruit fly, horse fly, spider, daddylonglegs, contamination, Rats/Mice roaming around it. Need the exterminator. :monkeydance:
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| flea dip | Jun 19 2008, 11:55 PM Post #20 |
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Drowned Grandma-Donna
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