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Too Funny- publicity re-release; Now she can hold her head high
Topic Started: Mar 14 2006, 01:25 AM (508 Views)
Ironshadow
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This was in the news before, but I guess it was decided to give the public a treat with the same information, since it didn't make front-page news the last time-

After researching her family tree (?) extensively, Asshat has been thrilled to discover that she is a distant cousin of Camilla Parker-Bowles through an ancestor in the 1600's.

Now isn't that special- she's related to a longtime mistress of a royal! WOWEE!!!!

Just how, or why, she was able to find, or was even looking for, a connection wasn't disclosed, nut I have a strong conviction that it has a lot to do with her having her head up her ass.
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I've heard that she is also related by distant relative to Gwen Stefani and Celine Dion.
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being related to a slut isn't something to brag about....





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Word was that Celine and her people were horrified that she and Madonna are related (even though they're distant cousins, 12 times removed).

I posted this MSNBC article on the old EzBoard, but it bears repeating.

Jeannette Walls for MSNBC.com
Oct. 21, 2004 5:40 PM EST
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Are Madonna and Celine Dion related?

That’s the claim being made by genealogist Troy Dunn, who traced back the ancestry of the two very different songbirds and found they shared roots.

Dunn, of MyFamily.com says that the company contacted both Madonna and Dion with the happy news. “Madonna’s people had no comment,” he said. “Celine’s people were horrified.”

Dunn also claims that George W. Bush and John Kerry are related. They’re distant cousins, he revealed on "The View," so the election “is one big family fight.”

I have also uploaded a copy of the graphic showing Celine and Madonna's family tree to ImageShack. The title text ("Madonna & Celine's Family Tree") was done by me, but the rest is courtesy of Ancestry.com.

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Also, here's an article from the blog of a geneologist:

Dick Eastman
August 23, 2004
What do pop queen Madonna, Canadian singer Celine Dion, and the Prince of Wales' mistress Camilla Parker-Bowles have in common? One genealogist claims that they are all related.

Camilla and Madonna are both descended from Zacharie Cloutier (1617-1708), while Camilla and Celine descend from Jean Guyon (1619-1694) - both of whom died in Chateau-Richer, Quebec.

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By the way, the writer of this newsletter is also descended from both Zacharie Cloutier and Jean Guyon, sieur du (Lord of) Buisson. In fact, almost everyone with French-Canadian ancestry can find these two men in their family trees as well. If you can find these two men in your family tree, you, too, are a distant cousin of Madonna, Celine Dion, and Camilla Parker-Bowles.

Link to article.
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why in the heck would I want to be, and if I was, ADMIT, related to any of them????





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Thank you, Knight Muzic for all that info!

Here are a few more links about the Camilla story:

Madonna's royal cousin - Monsters and Critics

Madonna related to Camilla - Ireland Online

Is Madonna Related To The British Royal Family? - Entertainmentwise

Madonna Related To Camilla - Starpulse
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Whether it's true or not, it's part of her I'm A Blueblood rubbish. Not that Camilla is royal, and it could be that they are cousins 100s of times removed, which means nothing.
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She's nothing if not predictable. Class and lineage are very important in England. She wants her kids to marry into the British royal family.
Go away, ugly skank ho, and take your demon spawn with you.
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from the links

Camilla, who is a massive fan of Madonna, is said to be keen to help the 'Hung Up' singer trace her roots because she hopes being related to the sexy star will boost her popularity.

A source close to the duchess said: 'Believe it or not, Camilla is a huge Madonna fan, so she was thrilled when she got in touch and explained their ancestry. It's great for Madonna as well because she's desperately trying to accepted by the British public. What could be more British than having English royalty in your family?'



hey their desparate to each other , whose going to give them their respect .
i want diana back .
hey only Will or harry will take over the throne .
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i want diana back .

Come to think of it, Madonna probably hated Di even when she was alive.
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Discussing this at ONTD

(Was it you, Anna L., who's got me hooked on checking this site?)
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Ironshadow
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EEEE-YAAAGGHH- what a hideous photo.......... :o

....priceless comments.....
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You know what - nearly everyone is related to each other in Quebec anyway because of the interbreeding that goes on in an insular society.
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Is Madonna related to Camilla?

No.

While the queen of pop reigns on the charts, calling Madonna "her Madgesty" is still a personal choice. However, a genealogist named Willam Addams Reitwiesner allegedly claimed that Madonna and Camilla Parker-Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall, are related. "Camilla and Madonna are both decended from Zacharie Cloutier, who lived from 1617 to 1708," he claimed. Although one gossip site claimed the Material Mom personally called the duchess to share the good news, Madonna's rep says the rumour is false.

X-Posted at Music Wasteland.
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If Madonna is related to anybody royal, it's probably that weirdo Queen/Princess who satisfied herself with horses. (I think it might have been from the Victorian era?)
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Mar 29 2006, 09:13 PM
If Madonna is related to anybody royal, it's probably that weirdo Queen/Princess who satisfied herself with horses.  (I think it might have been from the Victorian era?)

Ah, that would be Catherine the Great, Tsarina of Russia.
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Hmmm, ok maybe Catherine didn't screw horses, but maybe she posed with dogs munching her crotch for paintings? :laugh:
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Mar 29 2006, 08:13 PM
If Madonna is related to anybody royal, it's probably that weirdo Queen/Princess who satisfied herself with horses.  (I think it might have been from the Victorian era?)
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I know how a male would go about that, but how would a woman...? (Rhetorical question, I don't really think I want to know! :laugh: )
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she posed with dogs munching her crotch
That would be Madonna from her "Sex" book (well, kinda) -NOT A WORK SAFE PHOTO - Madonna With Dog

Drowned Madonna has a blog entry with lots of scans about Madonna and Camilla.
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