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Topic Started: Dec 1 2005, 03:21 PM (5,993 Views)
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At first, I wasn't going to say anything about this, until I saw it happen again.

Fans and some journalists have been using the title of Madonna's "Hung Up" song as a pun, and it elicits the following responses from me:
:rolleyes2: :gagme: :bad:

People are "hung up" on Madonna. The sales charts are "hung up" on Madonna. Radio stations are "hung up" on Madonna. Geddit? Ha ha. :rolleyes2:

Maybe I'll be wrong about this and fans / journalists, etc. will stop doing this, but in the meantime, it doesn't look good.

Some examples:

"Why are we so hung up on Madonna?"
- it's filled with several oft-repeated, inaccurate or untrue observations, too.

From Drowned Madonna:

Montreal is hung up on Madonna

Madonna gets "Hung Up" on the 70s - Fairfield Mirror (subscription)
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All of which suggests it's time to:
Hang Up on Mandona.
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~ EDIT BELOW ~

Ironshadow,Dec 1 2005
04:11 PM
All of which suggests it's time to:
    Hang Up on Mandona.

That's one use of the term that I don't mind :good:

~~ EDIT ~~

Another example.

This news clipping says that Madonna is "Hung up" on these Guicci jackets. :rolleyes2:

From madonnalicious.com
  • UK Magazines: I'll have it in every colour!
    Posted: 03 December 2005

    The current edition of UK magazine star (05 December issue) features an article on Madonna's love for her Gucci jacket, which we have seen her wear in five different colours....so far!
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Madonnalicious.com again,
  • Canadians still Hung Up on Madonna
    Posted: 28 December 2005 - Thanks to Francis

    The most popular radio station in Canada CKOI 96.9FM has elected Hung Up as the number one single of 2005. It is also still number one on the daily countdown for 65 days.
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i used to live in canada,
the same thing they did with," like a virgin,' the channel was CK104 fm kingston (or maybe it was CK01?) , i still have the sticker of that radio station ,
not with me right now , is this still the station your talking about, boy was it popular too ,before .
looks like its the same one . i was in grade 8 , not good in remembering radio stations numbers .
i think,maybe
anyways
when ever i'd turn the radio on the every alternate song was from her( slut) exactly 21+ years ago .

on top of that they had a show where you could advertise, like a classified to sell goods , bike , furniture etc.
somebody called in and requested the slutty girls song like a virgin.

the announcer got so irritated and said this is not the show for that and scolded the person on line and ,"HUNG UP."

hahahhhahahahaahhh
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even i started to laugh and found it all amusing , what a nerve , i got sick of the song too.
but then when the show was over they did play the sluts song .they had no choice it was even nominated that year for the junos and i dont know if it won for the best new female
dont remember to clearly . i was paying more attension for the male singers , like brian adams .he was new that time .

also i remember the lucky star video, people in my class especially some jewish and catholic classmates didnt appreciate the song when she was launched in canada , they said the music was good but didnt like her uniform .

thats the problem i was in north america for 13 years , i only knew what was going there in that time period .i read magazines , newspapers ,watched tv , listened to the radio to get information.

what im trying to point out is that people living out of north america dont get this information ,
they dont hear the negative remarks of madonna ,and are not aware of her past .

ie. they have no background knowledge of the hag and her misdeeds .

instead in foreign countries she is dismissed , as a "pop diva '', "queen of pop ", etc.
when she actually is not and doesnt deserve to have such a label .
i went through flea dips other website the other day thoroughly, some points i did recollect and some points i was surprised to find out , she was worse than i thought .
the other web site antimadonna , makes it even more clearer how bad she really was and still is .
how will the people know about it too , its very difficult to see , there is the language barrier .
not all people in other countries may use the english language.

and the people who promote her in other countries will see to that she is promoted in a positive way thus hiding the truth and reality .
nobody knows about her , this website and the other people's website and the few groups gives some light about her in detail only.

in contrast the media project her as something different and the people are fooled throughout the world .like for instance in japan , they talk only japanese, where in the hell will they get the information
about
madonna and the trailer, when she was shooting for the movie ,"desparately seeking susan ", they dont know it .
and they are not going to bother to learn english and come to flea dips website and read , oh what a sh** she is .

thats the reason she only sells because of this , its ignorance .+
in 3rd world countries she's looked upon as aids ambassador , those illiterate people wont have any clue who madonna is and what she was . the slut who used people to get to the top, screwed people to get to the top , f***ed every man she could get , to get to the top.
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That's how payola works.

She works the third-world countries to stay afloat. Those people can't understand English, so they are unaware of the vile, ugly, vicious, misogynistic, sacriligious, megomaniacal filth endlessly spewing forth from her. She tells them she represents America and they believe it.

They don't know that the segments of the population she represents are anal-retentive homosexual high-school dropouts and bipolar trailer-park hausfraus.
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sometimes I think the world we live in sucks. Talentless morons (as long as they have sex appeal) can be stars, have money thrown at them left and right, and be treated like royalty. If you want to know why movie tickets are so expensive, take a look at some of the shows on VH1 like I watched a few minutes ago. The money these stars demand is ridiculous, what's more insane is the "extras" they get... such as their private trailers... the hotels they stay in (these places are actually insane enough to remodel and redecorate JUST for the time a star comes to stay???) and all the other little "perks". This amounts to a TON of money, and you know dang well where the studios are going to gouge the money from... US!!! Screw that, I don't bother anymore. I"d rather wait for the movie to come out on video to rent, or see it on my Comcast "On Demand".

What can we expect? Even the Pope wears Prada shoes. Doesn't that break some law of humility on his part???

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From fan site madonnalicious.com
  • Paltrow's baby is Hung Up on Madonna
    Posted: 09 January 2006 - From contactmusic.com

    Gwyneth Paltrow's young daughter Apple is huge fan of her mother's celebrity pal Madonna.

    The 20-month-old tot, whose father is Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, prefers the Material Girl's number one hit Hung Up to her dad's rock sounds.
    Paltrow says, 'Apple loves to dance. She absolutely loves Hung Up by 'Dadonna' - that's how she pronounces Madonna.'

    'We have it on repeat in our house. She demands to hear it over and over and over.'
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Don't know which magazine this is from, but it was on "Drowned Madonna."

It's a news clipping showing various photos of Madonna wearing sunglasses with berets, and it reads Madonna's "Hung Up" on Berets And Shades

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Even though this uses the cliche' in its heading, it also contains an anti-Madonna tid bit, which I've placed in bold face type.

Valley getting "hung up" on Madonna remix
  • The Desert Sun
    March 2, 2006

    Madonna doesn't rule every dance floor in the Coachella Valley. But she may soon.

    "I can't remember the last time anybody ever asked for one of her songs," said Alonso Castaneda, manager's of Caramba's MusiCantina in Rancho Mirage.

    But area DJs say Madonna's new single, "Hung Up," is her hottest recording in years and remixes of her old songs are generating a national buzz.

    That's what inspired Coachella promoter Paul Tollett to book Madonna in a dance tent April 30 at the Empire Polo Club.

    "The audiences always go for (remixes)," said Castaneda. "We haven't done that, but, now that she's going to be in town, we probably will."
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oh ?
i finally saw that hag video , the only thing that was prominent was her ass in the entire video .
its surprising that after screwing so many males her butt has no scars on it ,

did she use botox ,collagen or plastic surgery on her but too ?
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She probably had her anal area bleached and surgically tightened. :laugh:
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Maybe I should merge the "Love her or hate her" thread with this one.

Some of you know how much I am annoyed by the roster of titles journalists put in their writings about Madonna.

Usually, the descriptions (which are not always true or accurate, like "trend setter," for example) go something like this:
  • Madonna. Singer. Dancer. Shoe polisher. Actress. Trend setter. Tofu eater. Wife. Mother. Toenail clipper. Chameleon. Writer. Mildew aficionado. Boundary pusher. Fashionista.
Here's the latest example I've come across:

Madonna wants to be known as a humanitarian
  • Throughout her career, Madonna has held many titles: singer, actress, sex symbol and mother. Now the 48-year-old wants to be known as something else: a humanitarian.
~~~ EDIT ~~~

Another example:

Is Madonna a distinguished lady? - Nov. 3, 2006
  • Words that might describe Madonna: diva, maverick, humanitarian. But in a language spoken widely in the African country of Malawi, her name takes on a new - and unintentionally funny - meaning.

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I think she's still hoping Goober gets knighted. For what, I don't know, but she's dying for a title.
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EDIT BELOW

Most of the time, this cliche' starts out with a positive tone; here's one that lists negatives only to twist into a positive *groan* :bad:
Clones of Madonna
  • April 9, 1987, Thursday
    By JON PARELES (NYT); Cultural Desk
    SAY what you will about Madonna - that she's cynical, stereotype-mongering, overpackaged, unoriginal, not much of a singer - but what other performer has spawned an entire radio format in her own image?
Let's see, Madonna started out copying off Debbie Harry and Marilyn Monroe.

She had song writers and producers make her music for her, so how accurate is it to say that other pop singers were "clones" of Madonna?

His last line is quite funny:
  • but what other performer has spawned an entire radio format in her own image?
'Clear Water' (or whatever big music company it was) - had to invent an entire format to get Madonna's COAD crap played on American radio (at least in the New York area) because American radio stations would not to play COAD material!

(See the "Lame Fan Petition" thread for more on that).

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MAX TV (Aussie TV Channel)
  • We celebrate Madonna all December on MAX.

    An artist, entrepreneur, author, philanthropist and cultural icon of astonishing diversity and enduring appeal, Madonna has defined our era with a sound, style and sensibility that has inspired millions for well over two decades.
Madonna sticking her hands down her pants for 20+ years is "diversified?"

Oh, they must mean how Madonna went from ripping off Debbie Harry to Marilyn Monroe, with dirty blond hair, to Jean Harlow, back to Marilyn, to platinum blond hair, to Marlene Dietrich, to black hair, back to Marilyn, to plantinum blonde hair, to Hindus, to New Agey, to cowboys, to Geishas.

I don't know about 'diversified,' but the "Reinvention" crap does qualify as a tired old trick.

Notice that ever since Manny purchased a baby, these writers have been adding "philanthropist" and "humanitarian" to their list 'o' Madonna gibberish. :bad: :puke3:
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Unauthorized Madonna CD
  • .... This most successful female recording artist of all time is a Grammy and Golden Globe winner, a singer, songwriter, dancer, drummer, guitarist, actress, author, record producer, film producer and fashionista supreme
- and Madonna is crap at all of those things.

They say this as though it's a good thing :rolleyes2: -
  • Two decades later, she still makes music… and headlines.
About the DVD:
  • (PR) On May 15, Eagle Media—the wholly owned subsidiary of Eagle Rock Entertainment—will release on DVD Madonna: Wild Angel, The Unauthorized Story specially-priced at $9.98.
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Bargain-bin bound. :zombie:

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She adds a line to an already written song and she's a writer. She plays drums, badly, as a teen for a few months in NYC, and she's a drummer. She has books ghostwritten with her name on them. Author? She "designs" awful polyesther clothes that are on ebay, many unsold, and is a fashionista? The only thing she has ever produced on her own are American Life and herpes in strangers, both equally horrid.
She craps in a toilet, so she must be a plumber.
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May 2 2007, 02:16 AM
Bargain-bin bound. :zombie:

Yes... but count on Madonna fans to post all trivial details about the DVD.

If the DVD cover comes in one color in one release in Europe and another in Japan, count on the people at "Drowned Madonna" or "Madonna Tribe" to point that information out and post big photos of both covers. :laugh:

Or, if the font of the European version is in "Arial" but the Australian version uses "Verdana," count on Madonna fans to

1- actually notice it
and
2 - to have big photos of both discs

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The only thing she has ever produced on her own are American Life and herpes in strangers, both equally horrid.
She craps in a toilet, so she must be a plumber.
Excellent commentary! :roll: :good:

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.... This most successful female recording artist of all time is a Grammy and Golden Globe winner, a singer, songwriter, dancer, drummer, guitarist, actress, author, record producer, film producer and fashionista supreme


- and Madonna is crap at all of those things.

Using the logic of that fannish litany, I could say I'm all of the following:

Singer. Songwriter. Actress. Author. Clarinetist. Drummer. Guitarist. Pianist. Web Designer. Fashionista. Artist. Dancer. Entrepreneur.

But, like you said, none of that even touches on skill level.

So I'll cut the cliche "I'm good at everything" crap before it even rears its head and elaborate on my many talents (*ahem!*):

Singer. Yes, I can sing, thank you. I'm no Mariah Carey, but I don't have to be. My voice is a rather pleasant alto. I'm not a belter or melisma addict, but more into lyric phrasing. I like having the words I'm singing be understood by an audience. But I can carry a tune quite well, thank you.

That being said, you're not gonna see me debuting a single on TRL anytime soon. The kind of music I envision for myself -- goth-industrial, darkwave and trip-hop -- hasn't been played by MTV since heaven-knows-when. Really, when's the last time you saw a NIN music video on network cable? And getting signed to a major label is a crap shoot anyway.

Songwriter. I've gotten some pretty high compliments on my lyrics. On the other hand... I suck at writing melodies.

No wait, let me rephrase that. It's not that I can't come up with a catchy tune, it's that for the life of me, I can't write staff notes. I know how to sight-read sheet music and have some tuneful stuff playing in my head, but... I just can't seem to get that beautiful music onto paper.

Yet another reason you won't see me getting anywhere on that for awhile. I need a good writing partner first. (And yes, I'm looking.)

Actress. I took classes on it my senior year in high school. I improved radically by graduation day, but I won't be giving an Oscar-worthy performance anytime soon. And I can't cry on cue, anyway.

Author. A profilic one, yes. Checking out my writings website (linked in my signature line below) is proof enough of that. But a marketable one? That remains to be seen. For now, writing's just a hobby that I happen to revisit often. Like, daily.

Clarinetist. Played the clarinet throughout middle school, in the school's band. I stopped midway through 8th grade because my family couldn't afford the upkeep for the instrument anymore. Oddly enough, I still have that remaining pack of reeds I didn't get to use.

I was good at it though. Mostly because I practiced until my fingers and mouth were sore. But I haven't had a clarinet since the 8th grade, so I have no idea how well I'd be able to play now.

Drummer. Had exactly one lesson. The end result of that is that I can keep time well enough, but not much more beyond that. Just don't expect me to play "Wipeout" or anything challenging.

Guitarist. Same as above. I know a few basic chords, but you won't find the next Slash here.

Pianist. I taught myself to plunk out the full "Do Re Mi" song from The Sound Of Music. And that's as far as that goes.

Web Designer. Two years of working my ass off in technical school, getting good grades and doing the work right, and all that amounted to was an expensive hobby. The job market's a b***h. :(

Fashionista. I've drawn designs for clothes I'd like to actually put together, one day. But I haven't been near a sewing machine since my 7th grade economics class. And the kitchen apron I sewed then out of jean-material had an off-kilter hemline and slightly lopsided cut. But it wasn't bad for my first try.

Artist. I do draw quite a bit. But there's very few drawings I did that are actual artsy pieces. Mostly I doodle in a notebook. Ditto with painting. I'm hardly a DaVinci in the making.

Dancer. Took ballet classes when I was little, until I was about 7 years old. Oddly enough, I can still stand en pointe without much difficulty (despite the fact that I'm out of shape nowadays), but the rest of my dancing is mostly hip shaking, "head banging" and some shoulder action. Oh, and the occasional "jazz hands" if I feel like being cute.

Entrepreneur. Well, I'm trying to start up my own business, publish a book I wrote and lay the foundation for a band. I'll let you know in a few more years if it all works out.











...Now if only Madonna and her sycophants could be as honest.
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