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Which is Madonna's Worst Movie?
Who's That Girl 0 (0%)
Shanghai Surprise 0 (0%)
Body of Evidence 4 (66.7%)
Swept Away 2 (33.3%)
Total Votes: 6
Madonna's Worst Movie; - poll
Topic Started: Jun 28 2008, 11:57 PM (1,371 Views)
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Please vote then explain your choice :)
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thatgillanwoman
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i voted body of evidence...though a hard choice, she wasn't dreadful in who's that girl, she was still kinda coming ino her stride. haven't seen shaghai surprise and body of evidence was quite horrendous. like i said, hard choice.
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thatgillanwoman
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oops...i meant "swept away"
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I voted for 'Who's That Girl' but the vote didn't register. Anyway, out of all those I have only seen 'Who's That Girl' and 'Swept Away'. I choose the former because her accent was really bad, and she was really hammy and over the top in that movie. She tried to project innocence in that role, but it didn't work. I felt that she simply played herself in 'Swept Away', which is why I didn't choose that.
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SWEPT AWAY - Lina Wertmuller should strangle Madonn-Ho and Goober for descerating her original work and we should cheer ourselves hoarse ! :good:

Also the person who did Madonn-Ho's makeup should have recieved an Oscar for Best Visual Effects for covering up her obvious strechmarks !!! :puke3:

DISHONORABLE MENTION - A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN for insulting the kind and hospitable people of Evansville, Indiana and making a general ass of herself during production ! :grr:
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I have only seen 2 of them, but I went with Body of Evidence. Well, I didn't even see it all the way through. The sex scenes were so funny, she can't even ACT like she's doing it. Not to be graphic but when she was on top of someone, facing away from him, it was blatant that she was performing for the camera, not really doinganything, and not trying to act. It was hysterical, she made it like she was in a porno flick.
The other dog I saw on the list was Who's that Whor...er..Girl. What an annoying twit, I would have slapped her up and down the block more than once for that trouble. She wasn't a cutie, she played a sociopath. A crook, not giving a hoot over anyone else, vandalism, greed, lying, none of that is cute to ME. It proved a little of Madonna goes a VERY long way.
Picture it. Take that key necklace in your hand while its around her neck. Tell her "This is for looking like Bozo!" and twist it to choke her for about 10 seconds as her eyes bulge and tongue sticks out. Then toss her on that bus, give the driver a few hundred dollar bills to NOT stop til he gets to his destination, and go home in a car that's not trashed.
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The Evidence one, its the only one I saw by fluke in 1999. They were circulating it here in Kuwait. Men were making fun of her and telling , did you see the movie of madoona ,BODY of Evidence?

Then somebody brought a cassette to our house and we weren't warned about it's content, ended up seeing it by mistake had no prior knowledge of how Madoona acts.
Just saw it to see how the story ends, the movie some what rotated around her real character and had the likeness something she would do in her reel life
Boy was it bad!
So horrible, hate to even see the others,
never will.
If I do see it,
it would be for education to know how much she sucks, and give the feedback.
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Lady Chadwick
Jun 30 2008, 11:28 AM
I have only seen 2 of them, but I went with Body of Evidence. Well, I didn't even see it all the way through. The sex scenes were so funny, she can't even ACT like she's doing it. Not to be graphic but when she was on top of someone, facing away from him, it was blatant that she was performing for the camera, not really doinganything, and not trying to act. It was hysterical, she made it like she was in a porno flick.

I haven't voted yet. I'll do it later.

I don't know why people's votes aren't showing up :(

Anyway, about Lady Chadwick's comments, I was reminded of one made by Madonna herself.

Well crud, after a quick google, I'm not finding it, but it was something where Madonna was complaining about how she doesn't like pornography because it's so "fake and silly."
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SouthwestRanger
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I just found this interesting tidbit from Wikipedia...


"Besides her music career, Madonna has acted in 22 films. Although several of them failed critically and commercially"

Excuse me but I feel that applies to ALL of them...

And the only reason that DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN, A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, and AUSTIN POWERS were successful was not because of her but because of truly talented people like Tom Hanks, Rosanna Arquette, and Mike Myers :good:
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SouthwestRanger
Jun 30 2008, 02:20 PM
I just found this interesting tidbit from Wikipedia...

"Besides her music career, Madonna has acted in 22 films. Although several of them failed critically and commercially"

Excuse me but I feel that applies to ALL of them...

And the only reason that DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN, A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, and AUSTIN POWERS were successful was not because of her but because of truly talented people like Tom Hanks, Rosanna Arquette, and Mike Myers :good:

I've been to the Madonna Wiki page, and it's not written properly.

It's supposed to be an encyclopedia page, but fans treat it as though it's a fan page.

I've never tried to 'monkey' with the Madonna Wiki page before, but the idea is fun, and in the interest of accuracy, it would be good to fix it, so I might try at some point.

I'm not in a hurry. I can imagine there's some fan who sits there 24 hours a day, seven days a week baby sitting it.

Anyway, yeah, what you said is true: almost all her films were failures, both critically and commercially

The few that worked: she was in a supporting role with heavy weights doing most of the acting (e.g., A League of Their Own).
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One of the reasons "Susan" worked too was that she wasn't acting, or attempting to I should say. She played herself right down to wearing her own clothes with her initials on them. A hooker type who steals what she can and gets free meals off people all over NYC. Too bad her first OK movie would be her last! After this she decided she was a movie legend and used her awful tastes to pick her own. There are enough other characters in it to keep it somewhat interesting. Good because her character isn't too likeable. I should have added that about WTG? I know it's just a movie, but one has to LIKE the main character right? That Nikki isn't likeable in any way. "League" has others in it too, it's not just about her, so it was decent. All of the films that center around her are the stinkers.
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Jun 30 2008, 08:53 PM
I know it's just a movie, but one has to LIKE the main character right? That Nikki isn't likeable in any way.

That reminds me.

There's a part in WTG where she places tapes into some guy's pockets, and when he trips the alarm, she's able to sneak out with stolen stuff, but they're so busy with the guy who first tripped the alarm, they don't notice her, and the alarm is already off when she goes through.

That seems like something she would've done in real life.
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"League" has others in it too, it's not just about her, so it was decent. All of the films that center around her are the stinkers.
I could never sit through that movie from start to finish (too boring). I've seen bits of it off and on over the years.

I like Tom Hanks and his line, "Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!"
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I actually liked A League Of Their Own. :.swallows pride:.
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