Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]

Visit these great anti-Madonna sites:

Madonna Blows Chunks: An Anti-Madonna Blog / Site (NEW!)

Madonna Blows Chunks: An Anti-Madonna Site (site closed as of May 2017)

madonnasuxx's Anti Madonna Site (Internet Archive)

Help us keep ads off our board!



Add us to your bookmarks!
(works in FireFox and Internet Explorer)
Please read the Discussion Board Rules before joining the board!
New Madonna haters: Come introduce yourself!
Board Help & Updates

Stop Forum Spam

  Full List of Emoticons
Avatars
Thread Indexes:

One Stop Index Thread | Persons | Subjects A - L | Subjects M - Z | Aisha's Lawsuit

Life Universe Everything Forum Index

Barf-inducing Madonna links or news -


Flea on Twitter: @fleadip / Link to Flea's Twitter Page | Follow admin Melissa on Twitter @melissatreglia


BREAKING & IMPORTANT MADONNA-RELATED NEWS:

See the "Shout Box" Section at the bottom of the discussion board's main page for the latest anti- Madonna news and links

Welcome to The Anti-Madonna Discussion Board. We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Losers of the Year; The virgin-hungry suicide bombers
Topic Started: Dec 27 2008, 08:03 PM (142 Views)
Melissa
Member Avatar
Evil Admin Extraordinaire™

From the December 22nd, 2004 issue of the e-zine Popbitch:

Quote:
 
>> LOSERS OF THE YEAR <<
The virgin-hungry suicide bombers

Islamic suicide bombers wrap their penises in white cotton before going on their missions. Apparently, they believe that this will protect their fundamentalist genitals from the blast, and preserve them, clean and intact, ready for the 70 virgins in heaven that they are promised by their handlers.

Sadly, the bit in the Koran about the virgins seems to be a mistranslation: it actually states that Allah will reward martyrs with a type of mildly-alcoholic drink.

But it's not all bad for the suicide bombers: this year we discovered that many Islamic
suicide bombers are given Ecstasy before blowing themselves up.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
flea dip
Member Avatar
Rock Star From Mars

Re:
  • Sadly, the bit in the Koran about the virgins seems to be a mistranslation: it actually states that Allah will reward martyrs with a type of mildly-alcoholic drink.
I've read in various places that the original text actually says "raisins," which means they're martyring themselves for Sun Maid.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Melissa
Member Avatar
Evil Admin Extraordinaire™

Here's another portion of a Popbitch mailout that explains the mistranslation (it's from September 9th, 2004):

Quote:
 
>> The Virgin Suicides <<
Are suicide bombers dying for a drink?

Suicide bombers are told that their sacrifice will be rewarded in heaven, because the Koran suggests that martyrs get to have sex with 72 virgins.

However, an eminent Islamic scholar suggests this is a mistranslation from the Koran of the word “Houri” as Virgin. He's traced the word back to its original Arabic root and says it means grape - or wine.

So, even if the Koran is completely correct, the suicide bombers will arrive in heaven to discover that they have slaughtered innocent people in exchange for a couple of chardonnays.


The same mailout was also garnished with this lovely quote:

Quote:
 
“Each chosen one will marry seventy virgins, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."
- Al-Suyuti, 15th century Koranic commentator
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
flea dip
Member Avatar
Rock Star From Mars

I've read that Islamic martyrs are also promised young boys.

We might have more on that topic in this thread:
Islamic Teachings About and Sex

Or maybe in this thread:
Islam and Homosexuality

I don't remember posting anything about it at this board before, but maybe I did and forgot.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Free Forums. Reliable service with over 8 years of experience.
Learn More · Register Now
« Previous Topic · Global Outlook · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Disclaimer: The contents of the posts contained herein are the sole property of their respective users and do not necessarily reflect the forum's views as a whole.
All content Copyright © 2005-2018 The Anti-Madonna Discussion Board, unless otherwise noted. All rights reserved.