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Ms. Catherine Payne (by alibear)
Topic Started: Sep 27 2011, 12:51 PM (233 Views)
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"Big Al"
 
Hello everyone! Today the 20th of September. I am proud to announce that, for the first time ever, I am going to be cool and speak in a grammatically correct fashion just so I can look back at this speech one day and be proud of my ability to reconstruct my thoughts and feelings into a literary form. Today we celebrate the birthday of the most gorgeous girl on the planet, her name; Catherine Payne and today is the day she finally turns 18! I have decided to write an account of the history between this spectacular woman and myself and then progress onto some more romantic material.

Bit of history, poetry and just heartfelt truth.


On behalf of the Club
Today and on Friday when we party we celebrate Catherine’s 18th birthday!! We wish you all a happy birthday Princess Catherine.

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Cat
Happy Birthday to You.

From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Cat
Happy Birthday to You.


Enjoy finally being legal and here is to the party dedicated to you on Friday being a big one. Going to be one massive birthday cake as well!

On behalf of Me
The History
Well as you all know we were in the same guild therefore same pastrol care group – whatever you want to call those groups in high school - and we quickly became good friends, over time our feelings blossomed and in the time that has passed we have experienced everything together, and the method in which we showed our feelings to each other; whilst not an orthodox romance novel, has turned out for the best regardless.

My feelings became known to me the day after my Dad died. I decided to rock up at school and be slick, cool calm and collected, acting as if nothing had happened. By lunch time I couldn’t take it anymore, I was so fucked up – I went to the side of the school oval and begun balling my eyes out. By this time Catherine had already displayed the ability to read me like an open book, making a mockery of whatever bravado I tried to pull. Within 15 minutes of collapsing on the ground with the troubles of the world on my shoulders, Catherine came and sat down next to me. Her words were “Alex we’re going home” as she put her arm around me. Catherine babied me home and put me to sleep, waiting for mum to come home.

From that moment on we became best of friends, we had common interests but I was too proud to admit what was going through my head – you all know how it is. The following year for my birthday Catherine purchased me a Brownlow replica of both of our favourite West Coast player, the mighty Ben Cousins. Unfortunately Catherine didn’t want me knowing that she spent $600 on a present for a simple friend, so she gave it under disguise –it took me a month to find out. It was at this point we started visiting all West Coast games together whenever possible. Due to Lukey’s work commitments he always gave me his membership card to take a friend with me to the footy, and for me it could only be Catherine.

For the next 4 years we lived in total secrecy – I suppose it was comical, really. I had a crush on Catherine like nothing else, it hurt me not being able to tell her how I felt and little did I know that Catherine felt the same way. After a serious of unfortunate events beginning in mid-March (Geoff’s heart attack, legal crap with my younger brothers, Lukey heading east, Opa passing away), I was so emotional I could barely leave the house leading to the horrible scenario I found myself in.

After wanting to sell one of the family houses and having continuous disagreements with siblings, Angela finally agreed with me and we sold both. The plan was for me to move in with my sister, her fiancé (now husband) and her now born daughter (Ella Elizabeth). As you all know everyone was concerned for my well-being and none more than Catherine herself, she told me that she was sick of living at home and was looking to find roommates, I couldn’t resist and knowing there was a spare bedroom, I had to ask Angela whether she could move in at least temporarily, until I got my head sorted out.

The planning behind all of this was that down track, we would together become roommates and find other roommates. Anyways, for approximately 2 months everything was moving along smoothly. Catherine got me a dog for my birthday whilst finding a way to get Eskimo Joe to play a concert at my party. We also purchased horses together, with which we could go riding (Acer & Angel).

We continued to grow closer together and then one of my least proud moments occurred. I am not a cheating person, but I made a mistake. I had no feelings for this girl and the pain I was feeling just thinking about Catherine afterwards was starting to destroy me inside. The incident occurred on a Thursday night after the footy - show something I don’t even want to think about – and yet this massive mistake helped me in a way I never would have imagined.

On Friday, I couldn’t believe what I did. It was so out of context and under no circumstances would I ever do such a thing, I am many things but I am not one of those people. As you all know karma hit me back on that Saturday when I snapped my hip bone playing footy. When told I would be in a wheelchair for the next 3 months, effectively unable to walk, I was devastated, even more so than I already was with myself and my life. I left the hospital in the chair and drank myself stupid for the next 4 days, leaving my sister scared to death for my safety. Catherine knew she had stuffed up as well but I hadn’t talked to her since Thursday night and I really did not know what her plans where. In those four days, I reached a point where I almost cut off my dick; I was so disappointed with myself. It was that bad.

Eventually police found me on Wednesday and took me back to the hospital with Catherine waiting. She informed my sister of what occurred and my sister delegated her responsibility, ensuring I didn’t attempt to kill myself or do anything which may harm others.

As you all know Catherine is an honest girl. I started the conversation by telling her that I would move out, that the whole situation was my fault; Catherine knowing me so well, however, knew how to play me insisting that she be the one who move out due to logical reasons and she continuously reminded me that her and Richard had broken up. After about 2 hours of talking, I eventually understood. Damn I’m bright.

I suppose what happened happened? You can’t change the past; however you can mould the future. Instead of either of us moving out, we agreed we should try a couple of weeks of her moving into my room. Given our friendship and feelings towards each other, it really wasn’t as a gigantic step as it seemed. I have never felt hope such as I felt that day; and yet I have felt love such as I have never felt each day the sun rises on our relationship.

Until August things moved along well. Eventually with my sisters’ baby on the way, we agreed to get our own place, down the road. And now here we are, to tell the story. The event we both dearly regret has set our path and I certainly hope there is a long, long way to go.


The Truths
- Before going to bed, hearing your soothing voice talk, telling me how your day went, it soothes my mind, eases it from all the rubbish that goes through it.
- When you whistle, it is as soothing as the wind.
- When you laugh, it is as heart filling as watching a young tacker smile when he gets a new toy.
- When I wake up in the morning before you, kissing you on your forehead sends a zap through me, a feeling like no other.
- When I wake up in the morning after you, to see that smile and to hear you say “good morning” while reading a book puts a tear to my eye, it is such a good feeling.
- When I see you playing the guitar, enjoying yourself. It is as if I myself am playing the guitar.
- The awe of your sweet voice puts a delightful feeling in me
- Thinking of you automatically puts a tear to my eye


The Funny
- I washed my hair maybe 5 times a year before moving in with you, since then I wash it once a week and am feeling the differences!
- Since you started forcing me to brush my hair before leaving the house, I’ve received twice as many compliments from women than I ever did!
- During guild periods, I did whatever possible to spend time with you and it always felt as if you would be running away from me
- In year 9, I made everyone vote for Bayswater Waves for our guild excursion simply because I wanted to see you in bikinis, even if it was brief!


The Conclusion
To those who have been doubting us - saying we're bound to fail, that the puppy love will die out, that at 18 years of age, love is not real. Shove it up your ass, because you until you are us (which oh btw will never happen) you will never understand the bond, the amazingness, the love, the understanding that Catherine and I share. We have the grounds to be successful and successful we will be.

My life encompassed the following colours; black, grey, white and brown – and yet it has now become an artist’s palette, you have brightened my life up in a way no activity no belief no person ever could. Letting you go would be the worst decision possible, an act so regrettable it pains me to think of it.

You are sweet and you have a good heart. I hope your 18th birthday is one that you will always remember and indeed leaves a foot print in your heart, for many a reason.

Here is a song that I feel describes you best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk

I love you Catherine. You are amazing and you mean more to me than anything in this world =)

Jordayyy Joneees 2012 <3
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Why isn't he always like this
Big Al
 

i did use to run my own "AFL", id play 9 games a week til i was 16 ay....quarters would be until i needed a drink...id right all the match ups, commentate for myself clap trees after i kicked goals as if i did something right, had 2 fake teams Hobart and Subiaco drawn up...Hobarts players came from a bunch of locations and shit like warik, karinyup, gvelup, there chris judd version was adam rees who won 3 brownlows (ye i did my own brownow night on spreadsheets and shit lol), subis was andy simmonds who i got the name off when he was still playing cricket ay

as i got older had to do it in the night cos i didnt want niggers seing me do it, felt like a dumb cunt when people saw me talking to myself or commentating


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