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Funny short stories,; About the forum and コープスパーテイー
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Topic Started: July 11, 2014, 10:02 pm (1,358 Views)
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Yoshie Shinozaki
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November 5, 2014, 4:46 pm
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The First Victim
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Just one word to describe this one...
PERFECT.
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"I Return This Nightmare. I Will Find You. Sleepless, Cloaked In Despair. I'm Behind You. Man Has Made Me Oh So Strong. Blurring Lines Of Right And Wrong. Far Too Late For Frail Amends. Now It's Come To Sweet Revenge. Desperate Hands That Lose Control. Have No Mercy On Your Soul."- Here Comes Revenge By Metallica.
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Shigitou burikaa
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February 12, 2015, 9:04 pm
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Hahaha. I have a few stories.
Shrunken failure part 1
-in the science lab, hakai is about to enter-
"Oh crap! Nana, lets put this flask back!" Poké panicked.
"Yeah!" Nana agreed.
*hakai wastes no time and busts through the door*
"POKÉ!" Hakia shouted and pointed.
*nana screams and splashes hakai in the eyes with the liquid in the flask. Thus, shadow hakai shrinks.*
"Uh... Hm, not what i was expecting at all." Hakai said.
"Hahahahaha!" Poké laughs and walks over to hakai, buuut sorta steps on him by accident. "Ah!! Oh shit!" Poké backed up.
"*smacks poké* >fucking dumbass<" nana went.
enjoy that one right now.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Shigitou burikaa
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February 12, 2015, 11:14 pm
Post #43
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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shrunken failure finale In the infirmary, zenya is going to throw souly in the air. "Zenya! Please dont!" Souly prayed. Zenya, then threw souly high up in the air, souly screamed and fell towards zenya, but instead of landing in her mouth like she wanted to happen, souly landed in zenya's eye. "AAAH! Ouch! Getoutgetoutgetout!!!" Zenya said running into everything. The table, the beds, the chairs. She even knocked all of yoshie's diaries on the ground. When it was nearing the end, zenya ran straight into a wall and fainted, while souly ran away. -yoshie runs in- "Zenya? Are you-! *sees* diaries and papers on the ground* Noooo!" yoshie freaked out. End^^
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Shigitou burikaa
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August 25, 2015, 3:01 pm
Post #44
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Goofy short by me and Yoshie via Skype.
shrink high gaiden gayden Starring Yoshie and poké
may turn offensive. Viewer descretion is highly advised. -runs into a sleeping center- Poké: oh look. Beds. Yoshie: yeah. Who is that green haired girl? Poké: Erika chan, maybe. Let's g---! She is a he. Yoshie: aha. He is an emo. A green haired emo. Poké: ahahaha. Yoshie: hey there. My name is naton(I forgot his name so bear with me. *gets eaten by a bear*) so embrace into my green hair. Uwhaa. Poké as MC which is → Chijinda: uh yes! Give me maor! --cut-- A few minutes later, after getting off a boat.(which basically is the start of the game.) Poké: ok so what do we have here. I check the options and skills and shit. Yoshie: you know what. I'm callin him chinchilla. Yeah because I keep on for... Fuck it, I'm calling him chinchilla, enough said. Poké: 
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Yoshie Shinozaki
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August 25, 2015, 6:01 pm
Post #45
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The First Victim
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Good recap, made me smirk a bit. Oh and Emo Kid's name was Kanda, by the way.(I remember calling him Anaconda) You know, I think I might write my own take on our Skype Call the other night. Maybe it'll get me out of this slump I'm in... Even though the word "Slump" is an understatement.
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"I Return This Nightmare. I Will Find You. Sleepless, Cloaked In Despair. I'm Behind You. Man Has Made Me Oh So Strong. Blurring Lines Of Right And Wrong. Far Too Late For Frail Amends. Now It's Come To Sweet Revenge. Desperate Hands That Lose Control. Have No Mercy On Your Soul."- Here Comes Revenge By Metallica.
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Shigitou burikaa
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August 25, 2015, 6:03 pm
Post #46
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Oh yeah. the adventures of andaconda and chinchilla. My bad, I forgot.
And be my guest. I will be very happy if you do, he he.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Yoshie Shinozaki
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August 25, 2015, 6:44 pm
Post #47
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The First Victim
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Okay, I've taken the liberty by posting my take on the game so far on your thread, if that's okay with you, bro?
Well here it is... Read the disclaimer!
Warning: Somewhat Sensitive Content. Viewer Discretion Advised Game Start: Shrink High Gaiden. It's safe to say this game's gonna be harder than the last one since it has the word "Gaiden" in it. And if we've learned anything from playing Ninja Gaiden... Any game with the word "Gaiden" in it is going to be hard as balls.(Foreshadowing... It freaken' is!)
"Hi there, name's Chinchilla, you probably remember me from the last game that did sooo well that it deserved a sequel. Crazy, right? I was surprised, too!"
"Anyway, there's so much new content to this game like uh... Better background art... And uh an extraordinary new storyline that involves... Shrinking me... That's original, right?"
"Now let's see, what else... Oh, I'll get to work with some new characters! Like uh... Shit, what was his name again?... Wh-Whatever, you'll love it, I swear!"
"So without further ado... Let's get this game booted up... Hope we don't cra..." Game Crashed.
Yoshie's Commentary.
Okay so now we're at a Dock with no rhyme or reason as to how and why we got here... Maybe if I read the texts, I'd get an idea of how this happened.
Oh look, our first encounter! It's a Stray Dog! Up look, it turned into a fight scene...
Ha! That'll teach you for messing with me!... Oh shut up Pup. You know you loved that kicking to the ribs, quit squirming!
And we're walking... And we're walking... And we're walk, oh hey! A new guy! He has green hair that slightly covers his eyes so he must be interesting.
Chinchilla: "Hey, wait! I remember you now! You're..." Yoshie's thoughts. "Now let's see, since we can name this weirdo, I propose we call him something cool like... Assfart!... No, wait, this isn't Pokémon, I can't use that... Too cool for this loser.
Ultimately, we went with the premade name "Kanda" 'cause hey... He looks like a "Kanda" to me anyway so... Fuck it.
Kanda: "Ugh, I'm such a loser, I don't know why I even bother talking to other people... They'll never understand me..."
Chinchilla: "Sheesh, and I thought I was a whiny bitch... Look at you, mister "Cuts Himself"
Kanda: "Ugh, that's gonna sting... Like my blade on my skin..."
Yoshie's Commentary continues while paraphrasing whatever the frick their saying... Still not reading the actual lines, mind you.
I don't get it... Fangirls love Emo Losers like this? Oh whatever, I can't judge... So I'll call you... Anaconda 'cause I feel sympathy for your Emo ass... And if there are any Emo Kids reading this. Sorry I can't help myself, it was too easy.
And we're walking... And we're walking... Eventually I ended up looking up some pictures on Google Images again... Don't ever trust the Internet Search Engines my dear lovelies.
I looked back to see we ended up on top of a roof. And Anaconda was rooting for us to jump... Way to be a team player, jerk!
We fought more dogs and some squirrels. All in which had a well deserved kicking in the ribs... Because I love Animals and everybody knows they love pain, why would I deprive them of what they most desire?
We're ghost jumping across the screen, and again... And again... And again... And oh hey, more Animals!
Annnnnddddd... We're dead... Don't worry this won't happen often.
... we're dead again... And again... And again... God this game is fucking hard!
Act One over.
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"I Return This Nightmare. I Will Find You. Sleepless, Cloaked In Despair. I'm Behind You. Man Has Made Me Oh So Strong. Blurring Lines Of Right And Wrong. Far Too Late For Frail Amends. Now It's Come To Sweet Revenge. Desperate Hands That Lose Control. Have No Mercy On Your Soul."- Here Comes Revenge By Metallica.
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Shigitou burikaa
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August 25, 2015, 6:58 pm
Post #48
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- Yoshie Shinozaki
- August 25, 2015, 6:44 pm
Okay, I've taken the liberty by posting my take on the game so far on your thread, if that's okay with you, bro? Well here it is... Read the disclaimer! Warning: Somewhat Sensitive Content. Viewer Discretion Advised Game Start: Shrink High Gaiden. It's safe to say this game's gonna be harder than the last one since it has the word "Gaiden" in it. And if we've learned anything from playing Ninja Gaiden... Any game with the word "Gaiden" in it is going to be hard as balls.(Foreshadowing... It freaken' is!)
"Hi there, name's Chinchilla, you probably remember me from the last game that did sooo well that it deserved a sequel. Crazy, right? I was surprised, too!"
"Anyway, there's so much new content to this game like uh... Better background art... And uh an extraordinary new storyline that involves... Shrinking me... That's original, right?"
"Now let's see, what else... Oh, I'll get to work with some new characters! Like uh... Shit, what was his name again?... Wh-Whatever, you'll love it, I swear!"
"So without further ado... Let's get this game booted up... Hope we don't cra..." Game Crashed.
Yoshie's Commentary.
Okay so now we're at a Dock with no rhyme or reason as to how and why we got here... Maybe if I read the texts, I'd get an idea of how this happened.
Oh look, our first encounter! It's a Stray Dog! Up look, it turned into a fight scene...
Ha! That'll teach you for messing with me!... Oh shut up Pup. You know you loved that kicking to the ribs, quit squirming!
And we're walking... And we're walking... And we're walk, oh hey! A new guy! He has green hair that slightly covers his eyes so he must be interesting.
Chinchilla: "Hey, wait! I remember you now! You're..." Yoshie's thoughts. "Now let's see, since we can name this weirdo, I propose we call him something cool like... Assfart!... No, wait, this isn't Pokémon, I can't use that... Too cool for this loser.
Ultimately, we went with the premade name "Kanda" 'cause hey... He looks like a "Kanda" to me anyway so... Fuck it.
Kanda: "Ugh, I'm such a loser, I don't know why I even bother talking to other people... They'll never understand me..."
Chinchilla: "Sheesh, and I thought I was a whiny bitch... Look at you, mister "Cuts Himself"
Kanda: "Ugh, that's gonna sting... Like my blade on my skin..."
Yoshie's Commentary continues while paraphrasing whatever the frick their saying... Still not reading the actual lines, mind you.
I don't get it... Fangirls love Emo Losers like this? Oh whatever, I can't judge... So I'll call you... Anaconda 'cause I feel sympathy for your Emo ass... And if there are any Emo Kids reading this. Sorry I can't help myself, it was too easy.
And we're walking... And we're walking... Eventually I ended up looking up some pictures on Google Images again... Don't ever trust the Internet Search Engines my dear lovelies.
I looked back to see we ended up on top of a roof. And Anaconda was rooting for us to jump... Way to be a team player, jerk!
We fought more dogs and some squirrels. All in which had a well deserved kicking in the ribs... Because I love Animals and everybody knows they love pain, why would I deprive them of what they most desire?
We're ghost jumping across the screen, and again... And again... And again... And oh hey, more Animals!
Annnnnddddd... We're dead... Don't worry this won't happen often.
... we're dead again... And again... And again... God this game is fucking hard!
Act One over. That's accurate as hell. I loved it.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Shigitou burikaa
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August 28, 2015, 2:26 pm
Post #49
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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shrink high gayden. Poké alone on the mission for the pain in the ass clarification.
some dialogue may be offensive. Rated M for mature and S.O. for the soviet onion. so after dying 7,000 times, I decided: let's fuckin kill some cats and dogs. So I(as the esteemed MC detective, chijinda) kicked the guts out of the poor animals that kept on killing me before. I ran into a nursery. Grabbed my assistant's diary. (Me and Yoshie read it because we like being assholes apparently.  ) and went to a mountain, but as I left. A red haired girl named totsutemo miawa aka vice director aka mywaifuandifanyonetakesheriwillcuttheirvainsout. showed up behind a tree and was spying on me. Don't worry, I had my pants on. So I bolted up the mountain. Me as chijinda: I will conquer this fucking mountain. If it isnt, the Last thing. I FUCKIN DO. And I died... Again. And again... And again. Then my computer nearly got thrown out fell down accidentally from my roof. So I flipped, killed some more animals and then went onward screaming manifest destiny! no. for mother Russia! NO. I didn't say anything. I did though go all bear grillz on a Japanese snake. (I bit it's fuckin head off.) So then I found my happy place. Which is a woman's only college. Because you know... I am labled a pervert already. And the GTS committee needs fan service so... F off! Poké as Chinchilla: ok. Time to thrust these girls that are blocking the gates out of the way. I try to negotiate but I was too busy talking to emo-kun on the side. Anakanda: they won't let me in. Ah fuckit I'm leaving. Poké: and there he goes. I hope he doesn't help himself. So the girls guarding the gate told me about myself and I cried myself all the to a save crystal. Then I left the woods completely, BUT suddenly. A nodded white haired bitch appeared. Her name is (or was. After I took her A.S.S. out. fun fact: A.S.S. stands for the advanced science society. I personally think it is advanced shrinking society but if the leader called it that then so biet.) End of act 2. I will continue a bit later.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Yoshie Shinozaki
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August 28, 2015, 2:45 pm
Post #50
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The First Victim
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Ha! Ya went with my working title for the game, that's pretty funny. Hey at least this wasn't the same actions and conversations we had the other night, right mate?Soar Cream, hmm...?
Looking forward to when we play the game again.I don't think we could post what went on during our Nekopara sessions, right?
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"I Return This Nightmare. I Will Find You. Sleepless, Cloaked In Despair. I'm Behind You. Man Has Made Me Oh So Strong. Blurring Lines Of Right And Wrong. Far Too Late For Frail Amends. Now It's Come To Sweet Revenge. Desperate Hands That Lose Control. Have No Mercy On Your Soul."- Here Comes Revenge By Metallica.
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