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Poké takes on a harem (incomplete); closed.
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Topic Started: January 23, 2015, 2:25 pm (1,362 Views)
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Shigitou burikaa
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January 29, 2015, 6:06 am
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Ok, senpai. I will make chapter 1 today. ^^
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Shigitou burikaa
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January 29, 2015, 8:33 pm
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Chapter. 1
Spoiler: click to toggle It was not long at all for someone to show up, and the person was a girl named Angela. "Hey poké. Uh... What is this? A girls scout cookie stand? Hahaha! Why!?" Angela asked, almost falling over laughing. "Read the sign. I am Making a harem." Poké said proudly and crossed his arms. "Uh... Oh. Haha. Well, cans I join?" Angela asked. "Sure." Poke accepted. "Ok, cool. Now where is the sign-up paper? *poke looks confused.* eh... Are you telling me that you are throwing this without any notification with a paper? *poke nods* *sigh* you need to have us sign up or else we will change our minds. You are just lucky, because I carry paper in my bra." Angela says and then pulled out a paper from her bra. "Don't ask, just accept it. *signs* ok, cool. See ya later poke." Angela finished and left. "I uh... Have no honest clue what happened. But hey! I got my first girl!" Poké shouted. "What? What are you talking about, poké?" A war-like soldier named Sniperskaya walked by. "No-thing~ just that i got Angela to be in a Harem with me!" Poké explained. "Hm... I see. Hey, if I beat you over the head with my gun handle, will it possibly kill you, BECAUSE ANGELA IS MINE DAMNIT!!!!" Sniperskaya freaked out and pulled out a sniper rifle. "O..Oh... Sorry, sniper. But apparently Angela chose me over you.. Heheh~... Hey what is a Harem?" Poké asked. "? You mean to tell me, that you are having a harem, with no freaking idea what it even is?... You know what, it is whatever you think. BUT! I better not see Angela with you or else. I. Will. End. You." Sniperskaya said and made sure he sounded clear, then left. "So a harem is basically putting together girls and choosing them? And have them do whatever i want!! Awesome. I guess this will be another victory for the awesome me in the end, ey. Haha... Uhg... I need to stop talking to myself." Poké... Well... Was talking to himself, lol. A sudden wind gust then came by, and it blew the girl scout cookie stand down. "Aw! Fuck!" Poké flipped to find that what he was working on was screwed up. End. (Sorry for the short chapter!!!  I have stuff to do and i really wanted to release this chapter today. Forgive me please.)
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Angela
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January 30, 2015, 3:11 pm
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*laughs* Oh God this chapter was hiliarious! But wait.... are you saying you're shipping me with sniper know? Lol, whut? xD But i#m lookiung forward to the next chapter ^^
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Shigitou burikaa
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January 30, 2015, 3:57 pm
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Awesome. And uh... Yeah the next chapter will be longer (hopefully) i hate making not long story chapters.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Shigitou burikaa
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February 3, 2015, 5:23 pm
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Chapter 2
Spoiler: click to toggle Kyle was building his girl scout cookie stand that he calls 'a harem sign up stand' and then sat back in the seat. Shadow Hakai then walked towards him with agitation.
"So, How is this whole 'harem' thing coming along for you?" Shadow asked.
"Eh. It is good. Aside from me being threatened by sniperskaya. So uh, why are you so p.o.'d?" Poke asked.
"Uh... Don't worry about it." Hakai said.
-flash back- In the woods, Rashina was beating the crap out of shadow.
"Listen to me! *punch* don't ever *punch* ask out *punch* my soul Yamamoto again! *final punch then shoves hakai into a tree. * well now my knuckles hurt. Beating up diabolic was just as boring as beating you up. I am going back now." Rashina said then he left hakai a bloody mess.
"Ulgh. Frick..." Shadow said, in pain.
-flashback ends- "Hm... Well what are you here for?" Poke asked with a happy expression.
"Because I am bored, and tired. Plus I want to see how this whole thing turns for you." Shadow explained.
"Aw. You actually want to spend time with someone who wants to kill you? That is both nice and gutsy of you." Poke smiled and pulled up a chair beside him. "You may sit here beside me."
"Uh... Don't push it, bricker." Shadow said and then took the offer.
"^-^ Nice. Now I have an audience *gets smacked.* I wonder who will come next." Poke said, holding his cheek.
"So. Who did Angela lable herself as?" Shadow asked, reading the paper.
"What? She is supposed to lable herself?" Poke asked.
"Yeah. Haha. Looks like she labled herself as a dandere. That should be an interesting thing." Shadow said.
"Wha! A dandere!? Why would she... What i... Huh?" Poké said, starting to stutter.
"Oh. Do you not know what a harem is? Houhuhu, well a yandere is bound to happen in a harem. That is all I'm saying." Shadow info'd.
"Oh... Well then shit. AH! There is one girl right now. Zenya! Ohaiyo guzaimas!" Poké shouted, using the wrong romaji in the process.
"Uh! Oh... Hell no!" Zenya looked and saw poké at a cookie stand with a sign that said 'harem' on it. She then took off running away.
"Oh no you dont!" Poké goes and grabs a fishing rod, he then casted it out and hooked her on the collar of her shirt. "WOAH! Hakai, we got a live one! Haha." Poké taunted as he slowly reel'd zenya towards him.
"Just let the poor girl go." Shadow said, calmly.
"Pfft! At least let her look at the paper. *finishes reeling* Zenya~! Glad to see you, say, would you like to--!" Poké went, but was interrupted.
"No. Whatever it is. No." Zenya said, with an agitated expression.
"Aw, you act like I ask you out every 3 days *gets slapped* OUCH! Ok, fine, i deserved that. But come on, at least look into it." Poke whined.
"If it is a harem, then the reply is No!" Zenya said.
"Well... Harems are not all about sex, ya know. I can make it fun!" Poké smiled.
"PPWOOSH! *hakai spit out all his tea that he was drinking on the earth, and then laughed.* HAHAHAHA~!" Shadow laughed.
"What is so funny?" Poké asked with zenya just realizing and then blushing.
"Uh...uh... I am not sure about 'fun' on your level, poké." Zenya said then started scooting off.
"Hey! Uh... Dont go! We.. Will have a party that involves cupcakes!" Poké said, instantly getting zenya's attention.
"Heh. Like she will fall for *zenya beams infront of poké's cookie stand.* ...frick..." Shadow says to himself and then leans back on his chair.
">i got her! Now where is my zenya catching net?! Wait shit! I dont own one, and sachiko is using it... Not sure why though...< so zenya. What will you lable yourself as?" Poké asked.
"Hm? Oh... Well one thing is for sure, that whoever has to lable themselves or whoever needs someone to lable themselves, is stupid. Only a dumbass would think of that, a freaking retard. So i will not be doing that and here is what i say to your stupid labeling paper. *takes the paper and uses fire magic to burn it up.* there. Now have a nice day. ^^." Zenya said then walked off, gracefully.
"I... I cannot believe she did that... I love her so much!" Poké said then lowered his head and closed his eyes. He then sat down. "Hm... This is going smoothly, hakai. We already have now: Angela and Zenya. What other girls can i possibly get!?" Poké asked himself.
"Uhg... >poké still has no idea. Lol.<" shadow face palmed.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Angela
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February 7, 2015, 1:19 pm
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Awesome Chapter^^
Edited by Angela, February 7, 2015, 1:26 pm.
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Shigitou burikaa
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February 7, 2015, 1:32 pm
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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- February 7, 2015, 1:19 pm
Awesome Chapter^^
Thank ye, Angelawesome.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
I'm married to nana!
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Shigitou burikaa
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March 7, 2015, 7:27 pm
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give me a reason to care once more. new mod for the grt. -in sachiko I trust-
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Chapter 2
an unexpected turn of events.
-after getting Zenya to sign the harem sheet and sadly having the label paper burned up, Poké sat in his chair; smiling.
"I am so happy about this harem thing! Aren't you, Hakai?" Poké asked, laying back in his chair.
"Pfft what?! How could I be happy from just watching you go and make a fool out of yourself? I am merely here, waiting for someone to come and kick your arrogant little butt." Shadow said, sitting uncomfortable in his chair.
"Hakai, bro... I am truly sorry. Here, to make up for what I have done, I will try not to be so arrogant; perverted and take all this in with precaution. I will also share the ladies with ya." Poke said.
"Hm... Thank you, bricker." Shadow thanked poké.
"No problem hakai!" Poke smiled and patted shadow on the back.
"Yeah. I just hope your harem doesn't turn as bad as your shrunken adventures story you wrote. xD." Shadow laughed as poké was appalled by what was said.
"Hakai, you bastard! ;-;" poké cried as hakai was cracking up laughing in the background.
"Uh... H.Hello." a young boy who looked like he was 14 years old and was dressed with a dark blue jacket and black pants. He also had a revolver holstered in his pocket.
"Oh. Darkie, what is up?" Poke asked as the boy was infront of him.
"Nothing. But... Can I join in on your harem?" Darkie asked; blushing.
"Veé~!?" Poké freaked out as hakai nose-bled with a shocked expression.
"Oh!.. Was it something I said?" Darkie laughed with his arm behind his head.
"N.No... Not at all. I am just shocked by what you said." Poke said. "Aha~... Well, sure. I guess you can join..." Poke shrugged as hakai's nose bled a lot more.
"What!" Shadow shouted, covering his mouth.
"Ey? Yeah, why not, hakai? Do you disagree." Poké asked looking at shadow with a puzzled face.
"Hell yeah i do! Harems are supposed to be all girls, poké." Shadow looked poké; cold and sour in the eyes.
"Eh. I dont care. Darkie wants to join in and i barely give him a chance, like, ever. So i will give him just this one." Poké smiled and gave darkie the sign up sheet.
Shadow facepalmed as poké and darkie shook hands. "Aye de mi" shadow whispered under his breath, then darkie skipped away.
*the sound of thunder and lightning was heard.*
"*sigh* it looks like it is going to rain on our parade, hakai." Poke pointed out as black clouds started to form.
"Hm... Well lets go into heavenly host then. That way we dont get soaked." Shadow suggested and got up from his chair.
"Aye aye! I will not agree more. Let us go." Poké grabbed the sign up paper and the two then walked over to heavenly host.
Meanwhile, sachiko and darkened were destroying poké's cookie stand as he and shadow were gone. "Rrrraaaawwwrrr!" Sachiko roared as she destroyed the cookie stand.
In no time flat, poké and shadow arrived infront of the main doors to tenjin.
"Yes! We arrived at tenshin *gets slapped* tenjin, without being poured on." Poké rubbed his cheek and smiled in relief.
"Indeed... Poké, i need to go do something in the school. That means that you will be alone, so can i trust you to be all by yourself?" Shadow asked.
"You bet, hakai." Poké did a confident salute as shadow sighed in the background.
">i am going to regret this, aren't i?<" Shadow thought to himself and walked into heavenly host with pokéwars.
End.
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ste teraz mojej obete. Vitajte v mojom herňa, zvieratko. Ja som teraz mučiť vás. . ~ポケウォーズ9000™ i am servent to no one.
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Darkie
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March 7, 2015, 7:52 pm
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im gay.
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im gay and i love love live, bang dream and mirishita. anyway my twitter is @alfredlover69
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March 7, 2015, 8:05 pm
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♪ Piece of Garbage ♪
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wtf darkie join my harem no homo
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Ah? Ah? What's wrong with a little f i l t h in your life?
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