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The B0$$ OFF: the return of the weebs. (incomplete.)
Topic Started: April 9, 2015, 3:49 pm (768 Views)
Shigitou burikaa
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I have too much stories to write i say. I got no time to write them i say! i am going insane, they all say! *erhem.* my apologies.

So this little tale i am about to tell you guys, is of the sequel to the B0$$ OFF and seeing how that story was CLEARLY a hit, i had to make a sequel.

Now i wont be doing this story normally, in fact, i will drink a VERY small teaspoon of vodka before a chapter. That should get me drunk enough to write, right? X'D

Now any comments?
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poke_shigster
April 9, 2015, 3:49 pm

Now any comments?
None? Ok! Lets start with short proglogue!

porogogue.

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Yoshie Shinozaki
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I just gotta say, one teaspoon of Vodka, and your already slurred? Heh, I used to get hammered on nine shots of Vodka.(I got tired of the taste so I switched to Whiskey, and whatever a "Vegas Bomb" is... Don't follow in my footsteps, children, alcohol is bad for ya)
Anyway, it was pretty comedic, and I'll say odd.(But don't worry, I like odd humor... I pretty much wrote the book on Odd)

Keep up the good work.
"I Return This Nightmare. I Will Find You. Sleepless, Cloaked In Despair. I'm Behind You. Man Has Made Me Oh So Strong. Blurring Lines Of Right And Wrong. Far Too Late For Frail Amends. Now It's Come To Sweet Revenge. Desperate Hands That Lose Control. Have No Mercy On Your Soul."- Here Comes Revenge By Metallica.
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Yoshie Shinozaki
April 11, 2015, 4:55 pm
I just gotta say, one teaspoon of Vodka, and your already slurred? Heh, I used to get hammered on nine shots of Vodka.(I got tired of the taste so I switched to Whiskey, and whatever a "Vegas Bomb" is... Don't follow in my footsteps, children, alcohol is bad for ya)
Anyway, it was pretty comedic, and I'll say odd.(But don't worry, I like odd humor... I pretty much wrote the book on Odd)

Keep up the good work.
I dont take any type o dos drinks kindly. I just felt like only doing it un this stry.
I cont even type ight halk the time.

Glad you liek the stoey.
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Yoshie Shinozaki
April 11, 2015, 4:55 pm
I just gotta say, one teaspoon of Vodka, and your already slurred? Heh, I used to get hammered on nine shots of Vodka.(I got tired of the taste so I switched to Whiskey, and whatever a "Vegas Bomb" is... Don't follow in my footsteps, children, alcohol is bad for ya)
+7 shots and I get hammered, haha. Also, I agree with you― don't drink, kids!
Oh, and nice story, Poké. It really affected you, didn't it? My grammar stays intact even when I drink, but I laugh a lot, haha. More than usual, I mean |'3
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April 11, 2015, 5:47 pm
Yoshie Shinozaki
April 11, 2015, 4:55 pm
I just gotta say, one teaspoon of Vodka, and your already slurred? Heh, I used to get hammered on nine shots of Vodka.(I got tired of the taste so I switched to Whiskey, and whatever a "Vegas Bomb" is... Don't follow in my footsteps, children, alcohol is bad for ya)
+7 shots and I get hammered, haha. Also, I agree with you― don't drink, kids!
Oh, and nice story, Poké. It really affected you, didn't it? My grammar stays intact even when I drink, but I laugh a lot, haha. More than usual, I mean |'3
Ah.
Well im awlmost sober from the vodka. So that is a plus. Haha
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poke_shigster
April 11, 2015, 5:52 pm
L3Z4
April 11, 2015, 5:47 pm
Yoshie Shinozaki
April 11, 2015, 4:55 pm
I just gotta say, one teaspoon of Vodka, and your already slurred? Heh, I used to get hammered on nine shots of Vodka.(I got tired of the taste so I switched to Whiskey, and whatever a "Vegas Bomb" is... Don't follow in my footsteps, children, alcohol is bad for ya)
+7 shots and I get hammered, haha. Also, I agree with you― don't drink, kids!
Oh, and nice story, Poké. It really affected you, didn't it? My grammar stays intact even when I drink, but I laugh a lot, haha. More than usual, I mean |'3
Ah.
Well im awlmost sober from the vodka. So that is a plus. Haha
@L3: too late for me to not drink, ya know? XD
Anyway, next year I'll be major (or how it is called in English when you have 18, never come across) so yeah, but still don't drink and if you do, do responsible.....
@L3 and Yoshie: well, 5 or 6 shots should get me pre- prr... pretty dr- *falls under the table*
@Poke: nice job with the epilogue, keep it up, but remember, don't drink and call your ex.....?.....! I mean don't drink and drive. ? I MEAN!? Ahh f**k it!
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April 12, 2015, 3:57 pm
poke_shigster
April 11, 2015, 5:52 pm
L3Z4
April 11, 2015, 5:47 pm

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Ah.
Well im awlmost sober from the vodka. So that is a plus. Haha
@L3: too late for me to not drink, ya know? XD
Anyway, next year I'll be major (or how it is called in English when you have 18, never come across) so yeah, but still don't drink and if you do, do responsible.....
@L3 and Yoshie: well, 5 or 6 shots should get me pre- prr... pretty dr- *falls under the table*
@Poke: nice job with the epilogue, keep it up, but remember, don't drink and call your ex.....?.....! I mean don't drink and drive. ? I MEAN!? Ahh f**k it!
Hehe.
Thanks.

If i wasnt doing homework right now, i would type up a new chapter and take my next shot o vodka.

It is prohibited that NO ONE ELSE does this drinking thing. If again you are 15 or younger than i restrict you from reading. (Because it may have crude humor and gory stuff. Yeah i am a vigorous person while drunk. Kinda like my pokéwars persona writing this story. Haha)
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Yoshie Shinozaki
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Heh, this reminds me of my first sip of Smuckers when I was twelve years old.(Wasn't very good, and it was literally just a cap full, everybody else was drinking more than I was, and I was the one being chastised... I have the worst luck)

Looking forward to your next chapter, whenever that may be.(Just don't overdue it with the Vodka shots... You might like it too much)
"I Return This Nightmare. I Will Find You. Sleepless, Cloaked In Despair. I'm Behind You. Man Has Made Me Oh So Strong. Blurring Lines Of Right And Wrong. Far Too Late For Frail Amends. Now It's Come To Sweet Revenge. Desperate Hands That Lose Control. Have No Mercy On Your Soul."- Here Comes Revenge By Metallica.
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Yoshie Shinozaki
April 14, 2015, 3:50 pm
Heh, this reminds me of my first sip of Smuckers when I was twelve years old.(Wasn't very good, and it was literally just a cap full, everybody else was drinking more than I was, and I was the one being chastised... I have the worst luck)

Looking forward to your next chapter, whenever that may be.(Just don't overdue it with the Vodka shots... You might like it too much)
Hahahaa. Ok.
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