| "He's been kidnapped! - Again?!" | |
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| Viola | Feb 16 2013, 04:03 PM Post #1 |
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Isis
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*A FUZZY VIDEO APPEARS ON YOUR T.V SCREENS, SHOWING SUPERWOMAN HALF-HIDDEN BY SHADOWS* "Hello, pathetic simpletons. I *ZZZZZT* have a surprise for you all....*ZZZZT*" *SHE TURNS THE CAMERA, TO SHOW SUPERBOY, COVERED IN CUTS, BRUISES AND BLOOD, WITH ONLY A SMALL PART OF HIS SHREDDED CLOTHING COVERING HIS MIDDLE AREA, TO KEEP HIM DECENT, HELD IN THE AIR, BOUND WITH KRYPTONITE-LACED CHAINS* "Want him--*ZZZZZT* back? Do as I say....*ZZZZZZT* Bring me the following things...the heads of Clark Kent, or Superm--*ZZZZZZT* as you know him, and the same for my stupid sist*ZZZZZZZT* Lois Lane...$100,000,000 of treasure and fortune...the ashes of a cert*ZZZZZZZZZZZT* Vampire...or ELSE! *BEFORE THE CAMERA GOES STATIC, THE FLOOR OPENS UP, SHOWING MASSIVE STALAGMITES OF KRYPTONITE BENEATH SUPERBOY, NOW DANGLED THE CHAINS ABOVE IT, WITH SUPERWOMAN BRIEFLY HEARD LAUGHING* |
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| Zandig | Feb 16 2013, 04:42 PM Post #2 |
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Legend
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oooo scary |
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| Ash-pie | Feb 17 2013, 12:00 AM Post #3 |
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Shade
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Obviously inspired by moi ![]() You forgot a Britney song though Edited by Ash-pie, Feb 17 2013, 12:00 AM.
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