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"He's been kidnapped! - Again?!"
Topic Started: Feb 16 2013, 04:03 PM (98 Views)
Viola
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*A FUZZY VIDEO APPEARS ON YOUR T.V SCREENS, SHOWING SUPERWOMAN HALF-HIDDEN BY SHADOWS*

"Hello, pathetic simpletons. I *ZZZZZT* have a surprise for you all....*ZZZZT*"

*SHE TURNS THE CAMERA, TO SHOW SUPERBOY, COVERED IN CUTS, BRUISES AND BLOOD, WITH ONLY A SMALL PART OF HIS SHREDDED CLOTHING COVERING HIS MIDDLE AREA, TO KEEP HIM DECENT, HELD IN THE AIR, BOUND WITH KRYPTONITE-LACED CHAINS*

"Want him--*ZZZZZT* back? Do as I say....*ZZZZZZT* Bring me the following things...the heads of Clark Kent, or Superm--*ZZZZZZT* as you know him, and the same for my stupid sist*ZZZZZZZT* Lois Lane...$100,000,000 of treasure and fortune...the ashes of a cert*ZZZZZZZZZZZT* Vampire...or ELSE!

*BEFORE THE CAMERA GOES STATIC, THE FLOOR OPENS UP, SHOWING MASSIVE STALAGMITES OF KRYPTONITE BENEATH SUPERBOY, NOW DANGLED THE CHAINS ABOVE IT, WITH SUPERWOMAN BRIEFLY HEARD LAUGHING*
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Zandig
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oooo scary
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Ash-pie
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You forgot a Britney song though
Edited by Ash-pie, Feb 17 2013, 12:00 AM.
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