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one liners about tiger
Topic Started: 6th December 2009 - 04:03 AM (10 Views)
snowy canuk
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We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesnt fare very well on the driveway

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

Why did Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Did you hear that Nike wants to drop their endorsement, apparently Tigers balls go eveywhere.

What's the difference between Tiger's Escalade and his pitching wedge?
He can hit his wedge over water hazards and trees.

What do Tiger Woods and seals have in common?
They both get clubbed by Norweigans.

You can take the Tiger out of the Woods but you can't take the Woody out of the Tiger.

Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a round in Australia.

It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.

Why was Tiger's wife so suspicious? The Golf Channel said that he had been working with an extra-stiff shaft in between rounds of his last tournament.

Help Wanted: New Caddy for pro golfer. Must be better at helping the pro avoid trees than the last Caddy was.

He has a 2:30 Tree Time

What the difference between Tigers car driving and his short game? He can back up a wedge.

So a guy walks into a bar and says "Tiger's wife beat him to death." the other guy goes "how many strokes did it take?"

Why don't golf courses have fire hydrants . . . Tiger Woods.

And we see Tiger lining up for the 19th hole...

Tiger Woods apparantly is giving up pro golf. He was rumoured saying 'My putting is still good, but I keep driving into the trees'

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
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