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| a funeral procession; yes im spamming here | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 6th December 2009 - 04:17 AM (10 Views) | |
| snowy canuk | 6th December 2009 - 04:17 AM Post #1 |
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Now this is funny! A Wonderful, heartwarming story about a man & the dog that loves him. THE FUNERAL PROCESSION A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog & said, "I am so sorry for your loss, & this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My wife's." ''What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked & killed her" He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant & thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Get in line." |
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