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a funeral procession; yes im spamming here
Topic Started: 6th December 2009 - 04:17 AM (10 Views)
snowy canuk
Advanced Member
Now this is funny!

A Wonderful, heartwarming story about a man & the dog that loves him.
THE FUNERAL PROCESSION

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog & said, "I am so sorry for your loss, & this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked & killed her"
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant & thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"


The man replied, "Get in line."
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