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two newfies
Topic Started: 7th December 2009 - 05:38 AM (22 Views)
snowy canuk
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Two Newfies, Jarge and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat.
> While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jarge stumbled across an
> old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This
> genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the
> standard three.
> Jarge immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson
> Canadian beer.
> The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
> sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.
> Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the
> two men considered their circumstances.
> Eli looked disgustedly at Jarge whose wish had been granted.
> After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said, "Nice going Jarge! Now
> we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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