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| Tweet Topic Started: 7th December 2009 - 05:38 AM (22 Views) | |
| snowy canuk | 7th December 2009 - 05:38 AM Post #1 |
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Two Newfies, Jarge and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. > While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Jarge stumbled across an > old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This > genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the > standard three. > Jarge immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson > Canadian beer. > The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the > sea turned into beer and the genie vanished. > Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the > two men considered their circumstances. > Eli looked disgustedly at Jarge whose wish had been granted. > After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said, "Nice going Jarge! Now > we're going to have to piss in the boat." |
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