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dirty dirty dirty joke
Topic Started: 11th December 2009 - 04:50 PM (42 Views)
snowy canuk
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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He saw a car with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approached the car to get a closer look. He saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. Then he noticed a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and gently rapped on the driver's window. The young man lowered his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The cop said: 'What are you doing?'

The young man said: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop said: 'And what is she doing?'

The young man shrugged: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

The cop was totally confused. A young couple, in a car, late at night in a lover's lane and nothing obscene was happening!

The cop asked: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man said: 'I'm 22, sir.'

Then the cop asked: 'And her ... what's her age?'

The young man looked at his watch and replied: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes *ballo* ***ferts*** feel like you wasted your time yet?
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It's 16 in this country Snowy but like I said they are getting better. *Monkey Hanger*

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