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speaking german
Topic Started: 11th December 2009 - 05:03 PM (21 Views)
snowy canuk
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Speaking German in Texas

Near Fredericksburg,Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand..

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'

(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh*t in it.')

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
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