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| Tweet Topic Started: 11th December 2009 - 05:05 PM (28 Views) | |
| snowy canuk | 11th December 2009 - 05:05 PM Post #1 |
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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I > > > selected: > > > | A half-gallon of 2% milk > > > | A carton of eggs > > > | A quart of orange juice > > > | A head of lettuce > > > | A 2 lb. can of coffee > > > | A 1 lb. package of bacon > > > | As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check > > > out, a drunk > > > | standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front > > > of the > > > | cashier. > > > | While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk > > > calmly stated, > > > | 'You must be single.' > > > | I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was > > > intrigued by the > > > | derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found > > > Mr. Right. I > > > | looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing > > > particularly > > > | unusual about my selections that could have tipped off > > > the drunk to my > > > | marital status.. > > > | Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , Yes you are > > > correct . But > > > | how on earth did you know that?' > > > | > > > | > > > | The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
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| Danger Mouse | 11th December 2009 - 06:01 PM Post #2 |
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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