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drunk
Topic Started: 11th December 2009 - 05:05 PM (28 Views)
snowy canuk
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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
> > > selected:
> > > | A half-gallon of 2% milk
> > > | A carton of eggs
> > > | A quart of orange juice
> > > | A head of lettuce
> > > | A 2 lb. can of coffee
> > > | A 1 lb. package of bacon
> > > | As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
> > > out, a drunk
> > > | standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front
> > > of the
> > > | cashier.
> > > | While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
> > > calmly stated,
> > > | 'You must be single.'
> > > | I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
> > > intrigued by the
> > > | derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found
> > > Mr. Right. I
> > > | looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
> > > particularly
> > > | unusual about my selections that could have tipped off
> > > the drunk to my
> > > | marital status..
> > > | Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , Yes you are
> > > correct . But
> > > | how on earth did you know that?'
> > > |
> > > |
> > > | The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
-Pint-
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