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Christmas break
Topic Started: 15th December 2009 - 09:01 PM (46 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

It is near the Christmas break of the school year.
The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.


Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."


Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."


Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."


Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.


Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."


Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."


Johnny is even madder than before.


Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"


Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."


Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."


Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.


When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"


The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"


Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?" *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *lol*
MIKE

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*dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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*lol* *lol* *lol*
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I love animals.. They taste delicious

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*lol* Happy Christmas Hawkeye *ballo*
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

Same to you slim hope you have a good one.. *ballo* *ballo* *ballo*
MIKE

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