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Pirates....
Topic Started: 31st December 2009 - 03:30 PM (47 Views)
davebell
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate. 'I feel fine.'
'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
'We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
'OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
'In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'
'What about that eye patch?'
'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them sh*t in my eye.'
'You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird sh*t?'
'Well It was my first day with the hook.
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Steve_P
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Brilliant!
All the best,

Steve P.

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Yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very good,


good job he didnt have itchy piles -Fun1-
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