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| Tweet Topic Started: 31st December 2009 - 03:30 PM (47 Views) | |
| davebell | 31st December 2009 - 03:30 PM Post #1 |
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate. 'I feel fine.' 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' 'We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' 'OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' 'In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' 'What about that eye patch?' 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them sh*t in my eye.' 'You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird sh*t?' 'Well It was my first day with the hook. |
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| Steve_P | 31st December 2009 - 03:39 PM Post #2 |
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Bunny Bashing Biker
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Brilliant! |
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All the best, Steve P. Rights? No one has rights, only responsibilities.
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| slimwilly | 31st December 2009 - 04:11 PM Post #3 |
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Don't take the pith
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Yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very good, good job he didnt have itchy piles
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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