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Aussie joke
Topic Started: 3rd January 2010 - 09:55 PM (35 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR





A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple
of Policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says,
'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but,
some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?' The
Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here
found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He
got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of
a turn. ut after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
the Good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crayfish and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so
we've brought you your share.' He hands the bloke a bag with a couple of
nice crayfish and four or five crabs in it. 'Geez thanks. They're bloody
beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that… So what's the other
possible good news?’
'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill
here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there
and pull her up again!’

*reel smiley* *reel smiley* *reel smiley* *reel smiley* *reel smiley*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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