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. Pest Control
Topic Started: 6th January 2010 - 06:57 PM (70 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR



A woman was having a passionate affair with Danger Mouse an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet..

'Who are you?' he asked him..

'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said Danger Mouse .

'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.

'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.

'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.

Danger Mouse looked down at himself and said, 'Those little b******s!'.. *dielaugh* *dielaugh* *lol*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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*Monkey Hanger* *lol*

.....what happened next DM did you get away with it ?? Good thing it wasn't an infestation of cockroaches !! *aaaa*

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Very good Mike..



















But how did you know?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

A little moth told me -Fun1- -Fun1- -Fun1-
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DM went back again a week later but she wasn't interested - time of the MOTH.

-Fun1-

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