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| Danger Mouse | 7th January 2010 - 05:29 PM Post #1 |
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As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends... The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there... As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions...I finally arrived an hour late, I saw the black hole and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight... I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place... I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch...I played out my heart and soul... As I played the workers began to weep, I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest, I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car... As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Angel, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.. |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 7th January 2010 - 06:47 PM Post #2 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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now that is good
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| davebell | 7th January 2010 - 07:16 PM Post #3 |
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Brilliant !!! |
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LocalWaters Fishing Forum! Resident Butcher, Slaughterman and Groundworker !!! | |
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| photopro | 7th January 2010 - 07:49 PM Post #4 |
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