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Piper
Topic Started: 7th January 2010 - 05:29 PM (45 Views)
Danger Mouse
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As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends...

The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside
and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there...

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions...I finally arrived an hour late, I saw the black hole and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight...

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place...

I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch...I played out my heart and soul...

As I played the workers began to weep, I played and I played like
I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest, I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car...

As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Angel, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years..
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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now that is good -Fun1- -Fun1- ***crylaugh***
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Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Brilliant !!!
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