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Ladys of the night
Topic Started: 7th January 2010 - 11:41 PM (50 Views)
scragrat
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Three prostitutes stood on a street corner. 2 with big beaming smiles, the third as miserable as sin!

The first happy pro asks the second why she's so happy. Well she replies, last night I had an airline pilot, the best sex i've ever had, he took me to the heavens and back!

How come your your so happy? she also replied.

Well, says her friend, last night I too had the best sex of my life, with a joiner! He was hammering away all night!

They both then turn to their miserable friend and ask her why she's so sad.

Last night I had a farmer she says. He did nothing but complain all night. When we got started, first it was too dry, then it was too wet and when we finished it was too f**king expensive! *lol*
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*lol* Sounds about right! *lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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One of my favourite Chubby Brown jokes along the same lines:

A prostitute goes to see her friend who is looking very flustered. She asks her why and she tells her that there is a big ship in at the docks and she has had a constant stream of sailors calling for her services and has been up and down the stairs all day.
Her friend says your poor feet !!

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