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This reminds me of Hawkeye's Althziemies thingy
Topic Started: 13th January 2010 - 08:40 PM (55 Views)
slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
When an old hunter man in an old peoples home in Stockton on Tees walked up to an old lady ,

he asked her , "how old do you think i am "?

The old lady shoved her hand down the old hunters pyjama bottoms and grabbed him

she then said Hawkeye i think you are 39 years old !

The old hunter said to the old lady,

thats correct, how did you know that ?

The old lady said to Hawkeye " you told me yesterday " -Fun1-

Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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Steve_P
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*dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* Thought you were older than that Mike *dance*
All the best,

Steve P.

Rights? No one has rights, only responsibilities.

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hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

Steve_P
13th January 2010 - 09:36 PM
*dielaugh* *dielaugh* *dielaugh* Thought you were older than that Mike *dance*
I am Steve but don't tell anyone...!! *Monkey Hanger* *Monkey Hanger* *dielaugh*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Steve_P
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Don't worry mate, no one else can hear.
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Steve P.

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slimwilly
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heh...wazz uuppppppppppp,,

what you done to my joke,,,39 year olds dont get althziemers,,do they ?

It did say 89 fool
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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hawkeye
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slimwilly
13th January 2010 - 11:06 PM
heh...wazz uuppppppppppp,,

what you done to my joke,,,39 year olds dont get althziemers,,do they ?

It did say 89 fool
-Fun1- -Fun1- ***wist*** ***wist*** ***wist*** ***wist*** *feck* *feck*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Steve_P
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Sorry? What were we talking about? Think they're popping round on tuesday.

There's a bloke 2 doors down from us loosing the plot. He was half way down next doors garden at 4am last Satruday in his jim jams. Seems he'd gone out to get the car! His garage isn't in next doors garden, it's bout 300 yards up the road - and his missus has given the keys to a mate so he can't get them. Worrying!
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