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Desert Island
Topic Started: 31st January 2010 - 08:27 PM (54 Views)
davebell
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A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years.
One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, 'It's not a ship.' The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, 'It's not a boat.' The speck gets even closer and he thinks, 'It's not a raft.' Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and she says, 'How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?' 'Ten years!', he says. She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, 'Man, oh man! Is that good!'
Then she asked, 'How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?'
He replies, 'Ten years!' She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, 'Wow! That's fantastic!' Then she starts unzipping this long zipper
that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, 'And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?'
And the man replies, 'My God! Don't tell me you've got a computer in there?'
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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
yipeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

*bliss* *bliss* *bliss* *bliss*
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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scragrat
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I remember that day well Dave! *lol*
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Blazer
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I'm suprised he didn't say he had a pressy for her," just close your eyes and hold out your hand" -Fun1-

I bet after 10 yrs on a desert Island he would have arms like a 'fiddler crab' is left arm thin and the right arm like Popeye *giggle*
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