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3 tortoises
Topic Started: 10th February 2010 - 07:14 PM (40 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR


3 tortoises Jim, Ray & Geoff go 4 a picnic 10 miles from where they live
it takes them 10 days 2 get there. When they arrive they find they've
forgotten the bottle opener. Jim & Ray ask Geoff 2 fetch it. Geoff says
f*** off, by the time I get back you'd have eaten all the sandwiches. Jim
& Ray promise not 2 eat the sandwiches so Geoff agrees 2 go.
10 days pass & Geoff hasn't returned, 20 days pass & he's still not
returned. Jim & Ray r f****in starvin but keep their promise not 2 eat the
sandwiches. 25 days pass & they say f*** it we're gonna starve if we dont
eat. They begin 2 eat the sandwiches & as they do Geoff jumps from behind
a rock & shouts "I f****in knew it, u bas***ds, I'm not going now!!! -Fun1- -Fun1-
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Neil
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The Master Blaster
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-Fun1- -Fun1- *giggle*

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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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