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How to get a Hairdryer through Customs
Topic Started: 10th February 2010 - 07:21 PM (39 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR


A

young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Catholic priest
beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'


*'Of course child. What can I do for you?'


'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday
that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm
afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry
it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'*


*'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.' *

*'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' *


*When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' *


*'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'


The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?' *


*'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'


Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.

Next!* -Fun1- -Fun1- -Fun1-
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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slimwilly
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Don't take the pith
Thats better old boy

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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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