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old golfer
Topic Started: 11th February 2010 - 11:11 PM (31 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR

An 80-year-old Scot goes to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and
asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

'I'm Scottish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and
that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
golfing up and down the fairways. I have a wee glass of whisky and
all is well.'

'Well,' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's
got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?'

'Who said my Dad's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your
Dad's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the old Scottish golfer. 'In fact
he golfed wi' me this morning, and then we went to the topless
beach for a walk and had anither wee dram and that's why he's still alive. He's
Scottish and he's a golfer, too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's
more to it than that. How about your Dad's dad? How old was he when
he died?'

'Who said my granddad's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years old and
your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the old Scottish golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess
he went golfing with you this morning too?'

'No. Granddad couldnae go this mornin' because he's getting
married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting
married?? Why would a 118 year old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?' -Fun1- -Fun1-
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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