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| Tweet Topic Started: 24th February 2010 - 11:25 AM (42 Views) | |
| Blazer | 24th February 2010 - 11:25 AM Post #1 |
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An Australian Love Poem. Who said Australians weren't romantic? Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No Sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts Yurs just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what u look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footballs'on And fetch another beer. |
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| Danger Mouse | 26th February 2010 - 09:04 PM Post #2 |
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| Nige | 26th February 2010 - 09:07 PM Post #3 |
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Location :- Hull Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat! Don't let your mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone! | |
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