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| Train trip; another Aussie joke | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 24th February 2010 - 11:28 AM (30 Views) | |
| Blazer | 24th February 2010 - 11:28 AM Post #1 |
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On a train. Four people were in the same compartment on a long train journey; a young woman, a priest, a businessman and a very drunk Australian. All had been quiet for an hour or so then the young woman suddenly started to sob uncontrollably. The priest bent over to console her. ³Tell me my child, why are you crying?² The girl sniffed and said: ³I have just learnt that I am illegitimate, father.² The priest replied, ³That's no sin. As a matter of fact I am illegitimate myself.² Then the businessman spoke up. ³Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing, but I must tell you that I am a self made man. I own several large businesses, infact I am a millionaire, yet I too am illegitimate!² The drunk Aussie took out a cigarette and asked : "Any of you b@stards got a light?" |
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| Danger Mouse | 24th February 2010 - 11:46 AM Post #2 |
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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