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| The Glasgow brothel | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 26th February 2010 - 01:36 AM (44 Views) | |
| hawkeye | 26th February 2010 - 01:36 AM Post #1 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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> The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw > a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in > his late forties or early fifties. > > > > "May I help you sir?" she asked.. > > > "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. > > > "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive > ladies. Perhaps you > > Would prefer someone else", said the > madam. > > > "No, I must see Valerie," he replied. > > > Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man > she > > Charged £5000 a visit. Without > hesitation, the man pulled > out > > Five thousand pounds and gave it to > Valerie, and they went > > Upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.. > > > The next night, the man appeared again, once more > demanding > > To see Valerie. > > > Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two > nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There > were no discounts. The price was still £5000. > > > Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, > and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. > > > The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone > was astounded that he had come for a third > consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and > they went upstairs. > > > After their session, Valerie said to the man, > "No one has ever been with me three nights in > a row. Where are you from?" > > > The man replied, "Edinburgh." > > > "Really", she said. "I have family in > Edinburgh." > > > "I know." the man said. "Your sister > died, and I'm her solicitor. > > I was instructed to deliver your > £15,000 inheritance in person." > > > The moral of the story is that three things in life > are certain. > > > > > 1. Death > > > 2. Taxes > > > 3. Being screwed by a lawyer |
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| slimwilly | 26th February 2010 - 09:13 AM Post #2 |
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Don't take the pith
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good one
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Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be ! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 26th February 2010 - 06:06 PM Post #3 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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good one

8:30 PM Jul 11