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The Glasgow brothel
Topic Started: 26th February 2010 - 01:36 AM (44 Views)
hawkeye
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR


> The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw
> a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in
> his late forties or early fifties.
>
>
>
> "May I help you sir?" she asked..
>
>
> "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
>
>
> "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive
> ladies. Perhaps you
>
> Would prefer someone else", said the
> madam.
>
>
> "No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
>
>
> Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man
> she
>
> Charged £5000 a visit. Without
> hesitation, the man pulled
> out
>
> Five thousand pounds and gave it to
> Valerie, and they went
>
> Upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left..
>
>
> The next night, the man appeared again, once more
> demanding
>
> To see Valerie.
>
>
> Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two
> nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There
> were no discounts. The price was still £5000.
>
>
> Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie,
> and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
>
>
> The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone
> was astounded that he had come for a third
> consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and
> they went upstairs.
>
>
> After their session, Valerie said to the man,
> "No one has ever been with me three nights in
> a row. Where are you from?"
>
>
> The man replied, "Edinburgh."
>
>
> "Really", she said. "I have family in
> Edinburgh."
>
>
> "I know." the man said. "Your sister
> died, and I'm her solicitor.
>
> I was instructed to deliver your
> £15,000 inheritance in person."
>
>
> The moral of the story is that three things in life
> are certain.
>
>
>
>
> 1. Death
>
>
> 2. Taxes
>
>
> 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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Don't take the pith
***goooodd**** good one
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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