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Shamus's body
Topic Started: 2nd March 2010 - 08:27 PM (36 Views)
scragrat
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Paddy and Mick are at the morgue to identify Shamus’s body that’s been badly burned in a fire.

Paddy goes first, turns the body over, looks at his behind and says ‘that’s not him’

Mick goes next, turns the body over, looks at his behind and says ‘your right Paddy, that’s not him’

The doctor looks at them both and asks how they can be so certain it’s not Shamus.

‘Well’ Mick replies, ‘when we all used to go out together, folk would say here comes Shamus with the two 4rseholes’ *Monkey Hanger*
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slimwilly
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YEs ,,haha ,good one *dielaugh*
Treat every day as its the last,,,one day it will be !
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