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| Tweet Topic Started: 2nd February 2007 - 02:26 AM (74 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 2nd February 2007 - 02:26 AM Post #1 |
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A man walks into a bar with a frog. He puts the frog on the bar and orders a pint and a packet of peanuts. Then he says, "Billy - catch!", and throws the peanuts to the frog, one at a time, who catches them in it's mouth. "WOW!," says the barmaid, "a performing frog!" "Yes," says the man, "This frog can do all sorts of tricks. It catches peanuts, it fetches a stick - and it gives the best cunnilingus in the world." :P The barmaid cannot believe her ears, so the man says if she doesn't believe him, she can try it for herself. At closing time, the barmaid takes the man and the frog upstairs and lies naked on the bed. The man puts the frog gently down between her legs but the frog does nothing. "Billy - cunnilingus!" says the man. Still the frog does nothing. ... ... ... ... ... "Oh, for Heavens sake Billy," says the man, ... ... "How many times do I have to show you?" ![]() |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| ferretess | 2nd February 2007 - 11:56 AM Post #2 |
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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
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| jonrms | 2nd February 2007 - 02:49 PM Post #3 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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I need to teach one of my cats some tricks.... since I dont have a frog..
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| Shaggy | 3rd February 2007 - 06:41 PM Post #4 |
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You could always try and teach a cat to .....![]() |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 3rd February 2007 - 06:44 PM Post #5 |
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LOL Springer thinks that it was typical of a man that! It was'nt his fault that the frog was thick!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| bushcraft | 4th February 2007 - 02:26 PM Post #6 |
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I need to teach one of my cats some tricks.... since I dont have a frog..



8:05 PM Jul 11