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| Tweet Topic Started: 3rd February 2007 - 01:07 AM (48 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 3rd February 2007 - 01:07 AM Post #1 |
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A man goes to the doctor's because his pen1s is a massive 60 inches long. "It's ruining my life," complained the man. "Is there anything you can do?" "I'm sorry, there isn't," said the doctor, "but I think I have an answer to your problem. I've heard there's a deep pond in the middle of Crossways Wood. When you find it, you will see a frog sitting on a lily pad. You must ask it to marry you and when it says no, your pen1s will shorten by 10 inches." However absurd the story, the man is so desperate, he sets off for the wood. Sure enough, there's a frog sitting on the lily pad. "Hey frog," he shouts, "will you marry me?" "No," replies the frog and the man's pen1s shrinks by 10 inches. The man is so overcome with happiness. Two more times he asks the frog to marry him and it shrinks another 20 inches. Wonderful, thinks the man, just once more and it'll be perfect. "Hey froggy, will you marry me?" .... By this time the frog is so annoyed with all the pestering that it shouts back .... .... .... .... .... "I'm fed up with telling you, NO, NO and NO again!"
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Neil | 3rd February 2007 - 01:33 AM Post #2 |
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| Danger Mouse | 3rd February 2007 - 06:40 PM Post #3 |
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Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
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No they're not Neil. Keep em coming though mate!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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