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Topic Started: 3rd February 2007 - 01:58 AM (138 Views)
Shaggy
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"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday," says Bob, "she already has everything, and she earns more than I do, so she can afford to buy anything she wants."


"Why don't you give her a voucher saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants?" asks his friend.


"Well, I can't think of anything else," says Bob, "so I'll give it a try."



The next day, Bob's back in the bar. "I gave her the voucher," he says.

"Did she like it?" asks his friend.




"Oh yes! She loved it. She kissed me, thanked me for the best present I'd ever given her, ....




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... and then she ran out of the back door shouting,





"I'll be back in an hour!"

*jump* *jump* *jump* *jump* *jump*
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Danger Mouse
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:( came round to my house! *aaaa* *lol*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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hawkeye
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Feb 3 2007, 06:39 PM
:( came round to my house! *aaaa* *lol*

Just for 5 mins then spent the rest of the time with me :wub: :wub: :D :D :P -Fun1- -Fun1-
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James@Scarborough
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As is was her 80th birthday, your're welcome to her! *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol*

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Danger Mouse
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*aaaa* ***crylaugh***
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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hawkeye
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James you cheeky twat ......

but got to admit i fell for that one ........

see what i mean about not telling you what my new toy is, bloody picking on me again :D :D -Fun1- -Fun1- -Fun1- ***crylaugh***
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Stop looking for excuses not to tell me :angry: :P :P :P :P :P
Just spill the beans **sniper** *elmer*

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James@Scarborough
Feb 3 2007, 10:42 PM
Stop looking for excuses not to tell me :angry: :P :P :P :P :P
Just spill the beans **sniper** *elmer*

I know what it is James, but I am sworn to secrecy! ***wist*** *good*
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I'm not sure I can even spell conspiracy? :huh: But that's definately what it is -HB- -HB- -HB-

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DM that will teach him ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Hey Pro, isn't it time we had a smiley with a certain two-fingered gesture for our buddy Mike here?! :P :P :P

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I'll see what I can do. *good*

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Feb 4 2007, 12:13 AM
I'll see what I can do. *good*

photopro

Dont you dare not if you want to shoot any more crows that is :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :D :D
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Blackmail aswell? :o :wacko:

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Let's face it Hawkeye if I make or find a twofinger gesture smiley who is going to be using it more than anyone else? Who for instance uses the *jerk* more than anyone else??

I rest my case M'Lord.

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P.S. You know blackmail won't work !!
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photopro
Feb 5 2007, 12:50 AM
Let's face it Hawkeye if I make or find a twofinger gesture smiley who is going to be using it more than anyone else? Who for instance uses the  *jerk*  more than anyone else??

I rest my case M'Lord.

photopro

P.S. You know blackmail won't work !!

*jerk* *jerk* *jerk* You dont mean SPRINGER do you. :wub: :wub: :wub: :o :o :P -Fun1- ***crylaugh*** ***wist***
MIKE

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hawkeye
Feb 5 2007, 12:55 AM
photopro
Feb 5 2007, 12:50 AM
Let's face it Hawkeye if I make or find a twofinger gesture smiley who is going to be using it more than anyone else? Who for instance uses the  *jerk*  more than anyone else??

I rest my case M'Lord.

photopro

P.S. You know blackmail won't work !!

*jerk* *jerk* *jerk* You dont mean SPRINGER do you. :wub: :wub: :wub: :o :o :P -Fun1- ***crylaugh*** ***wist***

Look I've told you before I wax I don't shave *dielaugh* *dielaugh*



and anyway I can find my own smilies!!!!! so there!! :P :P


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photopro
Feb 5 2007, 12:50 AM
Let's face it Hawkeye if I make or find a twofinger gesture smiley who is going to be using it more than anyone else? Who for instance uses the *jerk* more than anyone else??

I rest my case M'Lord.

photopro

P.S. You know blackmail won't work !!

Pro next time you speak to that squirrel in your sig tell him to stay clear of mine and scaffy's parch we got 10 of his tree rat cousins yesterday........ *elmer* *elmer*

James used new toy as well doesnt half knock them down........ :P :P :P

Dont worry might bring it to show you on sunday......... *lol* *lol* **sniper** **sniper** -Fun1- -Fun1- ***crylaugh***
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