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| Tweet Topic Started: 3rd February 2007 - 01:58 AM (138 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 3rd February 2007 - 01:58 AM Post #1 |
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"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday," says Bob, "she already has everything, and she earns more than I do, so she can afford to buy anything she wants." "Why don't you give her a voucher saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants?" asks his friend. "Well, I can't think of anything else," says Bob, "so I'll give it a try." The next day, Bob's back in the bar. "I gave her the voucher," he says. "Did she like it?" asks his friend. "Oh yes! She loved it. She kissed me, thanked me for the best present I'd ever given her, .... ..... ..... ..... ... and then she ran out of the back door shouting, "I'll be back in an hour!"
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 3rd February 2007 - 06:39 PM Post #2 |
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:( came round to my house!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 3rd February 2007 - 10:50 PM Post #3 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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Just for 5 mins then spent the rest of the time with me :wub: :wub: :D :D :P
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| hawkeye | 3rd February 2007 - 10:51 PM Post #4 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| James@Scarborough | 3rd February 2007 - 11:36 PM Post #5 |
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As is was her 80th birthday, your're welcome to her!
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Remington 700 CDL .243Win LH + Nikko Sterling Gameking + PES T12 Mod CZ452 .22lr Amercan LH + Nikko Sterling Nite Eater + PH mod Browning Silver Semi Auto m/c HW95 + HW mod + Hawke 4x32 | |
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| Danger Mouse | 3rd February 2007 - 11:37 PM Post #6 |
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| hawkeye | 3rd February 2007 - 11:40 PM Post #7 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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James you cheeky twat ...... but got to admit i fell for that one ........ see what i mean about not telling you what my new toy is, bloody picking on me again :D :D
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| James@Scarborough | 3rd February 2007 - 11:42 PM Post #8 |
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Stop looking for excuses not to tell me :angry:
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Remington 700 CDL .243Win LH + Nikko Sterling Gameking + PES T12 Mod CZ452 .22lr Amercan LH + Nikko Sterling Nite Eater + PH mod Browning Silver Semi Auto m/c HW95 + HW mod + Hawke 4x32 | |
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| Danger Mouse | 3rd February 2007 - 11:47 PM Post #9 |
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I know what it is James, but I am sworn to secrecy! *good*
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| James@Scarborough | 3rd February 2007 - 11:57 PM Post #10 |
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I'm not sure I can even spell conspiracy?
:huh: But that's definately what it is
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Remington 700 CDL .243Win LH + Nikko Sterling Gameking + PES T12 Mod CZ452 .22lr Amercan LH + Nikko Sterling Nite Eater + PH mod Browning Silver Semi Auto m/c HW95 + HW mod + Hawke 4x32 | |
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| hawkeye | 4th February 2007 - 12:02 AM Post #11 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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![]() DM that will teach him ;) ;) ;) ;) |
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| James@Scarborough | 4th February 2007 - 12:06 AM Post #12 |
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Hey Pro, isn't it time we had a smiley with a certain two-fingered gesture for our buddy Mike here?! :P :P :P |
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| photopro | 4th February 2007 - 12:13 AM Post #13 |
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I'll see what I can do. *good* photopro |
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| hawkeye | 4th February 2007 - 07:21 PM Post #14 |
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Dont you dare not if you want to shoot any more crows that is :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :D :D |
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| James@Scarborough | 4th February 2007 - 11:56 PM Post #15 |
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Blackmail aswell? :o :wacko: |
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| photopro | 5th February 2007 - 12:50 AM Post #16 |
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Let's face it Hawkeye if I make or find a twofinger gesture smiley who is going to be using it more than anyone else? Who for instance uses the *jerk* more than anyone else?? I rest my case M'Lord. photopro P.S. You know blackmail won't work !! |
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| hawkeye | 5th February 2007 - 12:55 AM Post #17 |
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*jerk* *jerk* *jerk* You dont mean SPRINGER do you. :wub: :wub: :wub: :o :o :P
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| ferretess | 5th February 2007 - 12:17 PM Post #18 |
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Look I've told you before I wax I don't shave and anyway I can find my own smilies!!!!! so there!! :P :P
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| hawkeye | 5th February 2007 - 07:23 PM Post #19 |
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| hawkeye | 5th February 2007 - 07:27 PM Post #20 |
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Pro next time you speak to that squirrel in your sig tell him to stay clear of mine and scaffy's parch we got 10 of his tree rat cousins yesterday........ James used new toy as well doesnt half knock them down........ :P :P :P Dont worry might bring it to show you on sunday.........
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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