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| Shaggy | 3rd February 2007 - 02:34 AM Post #1 |
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Three women are in the vet's waiting room with their dogs. "What a lovely labrador," says one, "What are you bringing him in for?" "He is lovely," says the owner, "But he's a terrible chewer. He's chewed the furniture, my husband's shoes, but the final straw was when he chewed up my husband's golfclubs and left nothing but a pile of sawdust. So my husband said, either the dog goes, or he goes," "So you're having him put to sleep?" "I'm afraid so," said the owner. The second dog is a collie. "What a lovely collie, what are you bringing him in for?" "He is lovely but he's a terrible chaser. He chases cars, He chases bicycles, he even chases the postman. The final straw came when he chased my husband's mother down the drive and out of the gate. So my husband said, either the dog goes, or he goes," "So you're having him put to sleep?" "Yes, I'm afraid so." So they turn to the third dog. "What a lovely Great Dane." "He is lovely, but he's a terrible sh*gger. He'll sh*g anything - the sofa, the neighbour's dog, the vicar's leg. The final straw was when I was getting out of the shower. I bent over to pick up the soap and in no time he was on top of me, sh*gging away. It took my husbnd ten minutes to pull him off, and that was it - my husband said, either that dog goes, or I go." "So you're having him put to sleep?" ... ... ... "Oh no, I've just brought him in to have his claws trimmed." ![]() |
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| bushcraft | 4th February 2007 - 02:28 PM Post #2 |
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| lone wolf | 4th February 2007 - 06:32 PM Post #3 |
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