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Elephant Trainer
Topic Started: 3rd February 2007 - 03:25 PM (61 Views)
Shaggy
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Charles was working for many years as the elephant trainer in the local circus.
Then, after a few rough years, the circus went bust and he was let go with a 'thank you', one of the elephants and a few bales of hay.

Feeling rather depressed, Charles got to wondering how he was going to survive with only an elephant and no career. Then he remembered his days in the circus and realised he was on to a good thing. In all his years in the circus, he had trained elelphants to lift one leg off the ground, lift two legs off the ground and even lift three legs off the ground, but NEVER had he seen four legs off the ground at once.
Near and far he advertised, '£1 a go, win £1,000 if you can make the elephant lift four legs off the ground at once.'

People came from near and far to try and Charles was raking in the money. He had made about £700 when one day a fellow arrived in a red convertible. He asked about the rules of the contest and paid his money.
He walked back to the car, took out a baseball bat, walked to the front of the elephant, looked him in the eye long and hard. Then he walked around the back of the elephant, took a mighty swing and struck the animal in his b&lls.
At once the elephant leapt into the air and Charles was down £1.000 and feeling very sorry for himself.
Then he remembered his days in the circus and in all his days he had never seen an elephant move his head from side to side. Up and down he had seen, round and round he had seen but NEVER from side to side.

Near and far he advertised, '£1 a go, win £1,000 if you can make the elephant move his head from side to side.'
People came from near and far to try and Charles was raking the money in when one day the same fellow arrived in his red convertible.
Again he asked the rules and walked to his car. He returned with a baseball bat, walked to the front of the elephant, looked the animal in the eye long and hard and said, "You remember me, don't you?"

The elephant nodded.


"You remember what I did to you?"

The elephant nodded.



"You remember the PAIN?"

The elephant nodded.




"Do you want me to do it again?"


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**bravo** ***crylaugh***
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Only one reply....and i thought this was piss funny! -Fun1-

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Neil just goes to show what appeals to some small minds :wub: B) B)



must admit i thought it was funny *good* -Fun1- -Fun1-
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