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Kinky German
Topic Started: 4th February 2007 - 03:19 AM (66 Views)
Shaggy
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A woman meets a German in a bar and goes back to his hotel room. He confides that he's a bit kinky, and would she mind dressing up?

She says no, so he gets out a big costume, covered in feathers, with a duck's bill and big webbed feet. She thinks this is ok, so she puts it on and they start sh@gging.

He then asks if she would mind putting something else on, and gets out four huge bedsprings.
She says ok, so he straps them on her knees and elbows, she gets on all fours and soon they're at it, bouncing away, geting more and more excited.

Finally, he asks her if she'll shout 'Quack! Quack!'
As soon as she does this, they both have the most amazing orgasm.

"How did you do that?" she asks, as soon as she can speak.


He replies ....


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""Four-sprung duck technique" "


-HB- -HB- -HB-
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Neil
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*lol* *lol* funny but shite! *lol*

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ferretess
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""Four-sprung duck technique"


So that what that means i've always wondered -Fun1- -Fun1- -Fun1-
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**bravo**
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You silly bug**r! I did laugh though! *lol*
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