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Topic Started: 6th February 2007 - 01:23 AM (60 Views)
Shaggy
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A guy gets a new sports car and takes his girlfriend out for a spin.
She keeps telling him to go faster and faster, but at around 100 mph he gets a bit scared.

"If I take off my top, will you do 120?"

He says yes, so she takes off her top and he does 120.


"If I take off all my clothes, will you do 150?" she says.


He says yes, so she takes off all her clothes and he does 150.



She then said, "If I give you a blow job, will you do 200?"


He says yes, so she starts giving him a blow job and he puts his foot down.

Before they know it, they've run off the road, she's been thrown clear and he's trapped under the car with only one foot sticking out.

She tries to pull him out, but his shoe just comes off.


"Go and get help!" he shouts.

"I can't, I'm naked and all my clothes are trapped under the car," she says.


But there's nothing else to be done, so she covers her privates with his shoe, runs to the nearest house and bangs on the door.


An old farmer opens the door and she starts shouting, "Please, you've got to help me, my boyfriend's stuck. Can you help me pull him out?"



The old farmer looks slowly down at the shoe and says, ....



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"Nope, I reckon he's too far in for that."

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'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


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Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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