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| Tweet Topic Started: 6th February 2007 - 02:01 AM (48 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 6th February 2007 - 02:01 AM Post #1 |
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A vicar wanted to buy a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't swear?" he asked the storekeeper. "Oh, absolutely. It's a religious parrot." the storekeeper assured him. "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull on the right one he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull on the left one he chants the 23rd Psalm." "That's wonderful!" said the vicar reaching for his chequebook, and what happens if you pull both strings?" ... ... ... ... ... ... "I fall off my feking perch, you stupid piece of sh1t!" screeched the parrot. -Ham- |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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| Danger Mouse | 6th February 2007 - 08:20 PM Post #2 |
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Ha ha ha now that made me laugh!
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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