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Women Golfers
Topic Started: 6th February 2007 - 11:53 PM (83 Views)
Shaggy
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A couple of women, Janice and Sherrill, were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
Sherrill, the first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.


Sherrill rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologise.

She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his pain.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.



"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted; and he finally allowed her to help him.


She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside, and started to massage him *jerk* .




"Does that feel better?" she asked.





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"It feels great," he replied.




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"But my thumb still hurts like hell."
If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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markbivvy
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do you sell decoys buy any chance please.
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Neil
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markbivvy
Feb 7 2007, 12:00 AM
do you sell decoys buy any chance please.

what you on about :huh: :huh: :huh:
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markbivvy
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what you on about

nosey fecker arnt you :D
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Danger Mouse
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markbivvy
Feb 7 2007, 07:59 PM
what you on about

nosey fecker arnt you :D

Does seem a very strange question though! -Fun1-
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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just a bit of virtual fishing :ph43r:
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markbivvy
Feb 7 2007, 08:12 PM
just a bit of fishing :ph43r:

you need a rod and line for that! *dielaugh*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Shaggy
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Do I act like someone that would sell decoys? :unsure:




Anyway, back on the subject of women golfers .....





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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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