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Pinocchio
Topic Started: 7th February 2007 - 10:28 PM (49 Views)
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One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were having a cuddle afterwards, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend.
So he asked her, “What’s the matter baby?”
Pinocchio’s girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, “You’re probably the best bloke I’ve ever met, but every time we make love you give me splinters.”

This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice from his creator, Gepetto.
When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. As Pinocchio revealed his dilemma to Gepetto, Gepetto searched high and low for a solution.

Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to ‘smooth’ out Pinocchio’s relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio thanked Gepetto and went on his way.

When Gepetto didn’t hear from Pinocchio for a while, he assumed that the sandpaper had solved all Pinocchio’s problems.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio.
When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, “So, Pinocchio, things must be going pretty damn good with the girls.”












Pinocchio looked at him with a grin and said ….














“Girls? Who needs girls?”

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