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| Tweet Topic Started: 7th February 2007 - 10:35 PM (41 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 7th February 2007 - 10:35 PM Post #1 |
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A nun gets into a taxi, and as he drives along, the taxi driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a confession to make, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a sexual fantasy about nuns,” the cabbie said, “and I’ve just been told that I have a terminal illness. It would mean a lot to me if I could have sex with a nun just once before I die." “Well, my son,” says the nun, “in view of your tragic circumstances, it is my duty to do what I can for you. I will have sex with you on a couple of conditions" - "Firstly, you have to be single and you must be Catholic." The taxi driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" “Secondly, obviously I cannot get pregnant, so I’ll have to take it up the tradesman’s entrance.” The taxi driver pulls over and gets into the back, lifts up the nun’s habit and bug**rs her soundly. Afterwards, the taxi driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, “why are you crying?" ... ... "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I lied to you to get you to have sex with me. I don’t have a terminal illness at all." ... ... The nun says, "That's OK, I lied to you as well - my name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party." |
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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you! 'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays! | |
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