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| Tweet Topic Started: 7th February 2007 - 11:44 PM (57 Views) | |
| Shaggy | 7th February 2007 - 11:44 PM Post #1 |
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Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a toilet and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the engineers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the accountants are hiding ... ... He knocks on the door and says, Ticket, please." |
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| hawkeye | 8th February 2007 - 10:13 AM Post #2 |
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CROW & FOX Killer BUT scared SHITLESS of DAREBEAR
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MIKE Hawkeye the noooooooooooo CLICK TO WATCH
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| Danger Mouse | 8th February 2007 - 07:56 PM Post #3 |
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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