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Caravanning
Topic Started: 8th February 2007 - 11:42 PM (91 Views)
Shaggy
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Two couples went away on holiday together, stopping in two caravans on the south coast. Because the men tended to stay out late boozing, *cheers* it was decided that the women would share one caravan and the men would share the other.


On the third night, Jack woke up suddenly and exclaimed "Bl**dy Hell, I've got such a big one on me tonight. The best ever. I'll have to go and see the wife."


"Do you want me to come with you?" asked Bob.



"Of course not. Why do you ask?"





"Because it's my d1ck you're holding."

If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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Danger Mouse
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*aaaa* **bravo**
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Neil
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*lol* is this a joke or did this really happen? *dielaugh*

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Oh come on Neil I can't believe you are asking such a question. Of course it didn't happen, you couldn't have a road sign saying that.
It actually said "F*ck Off Pikies" !! -Fun1-

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ferretess
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**bravo**

shaggy do you have a book of jokes??????????????


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Shaggy
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Feb 10 2007, 09:46 PM
**bravo**

shaggy  do you have a book of jokes??????????????


Sorry for the delay.
Right then, I've found one now, stuck on a shelf in the necessarium, (sure I have some others somewhere),

What was it you wanted to know?

***wist***

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If at first you don't succeed .... then sky diving is not for you!


'ere, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?


Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?


Ohh yeah.....I beat Nige at clays!
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