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The Pope; visits Scotland
Topic Started: 13th February 2007 - 06:11 PM (38 Views)
hawkeye
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On a tour of Scotland, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit

the west coast. His Range Rover was driving along the golden
sands when there was an enormous commotion.

They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the
Pope noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a Glasgow
Celtic jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of
a 20-
foot shark!
At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Glasgow
Rangers tops sped into view one of the men took aim at the shark and
fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two

reached out and pulled the Celtic fan from the water and using long
clubs beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the speedboat
along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they
heard frantic calling from the shore........
It was the Pope calling them to the beach.
On reaching land the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and
said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I heard that
the
people of Scotland were bigoted and trying to divide the country in two

but now I see this is a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony
which could serve as a model for other nations."
He knighted them and drove off. As he departed the harpoonist asked
the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," one answered, "was the Pope. He rules Catholics and knows
everything about our country."
"Well," the harpoonist replied, "he knows f all about shark fishing.
How's the bait holding up? Or do we need to get another one?"

*Fish3* *Fish3* *Fish3*
MIKE

Hawkeye the noooooooooooo



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