| Welcome to Hunter World. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| Spacecraft; to mars | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: 15th February 2007 - 09:52 PM (49 Views) | |
| James@Scarborough | 15th February 2007 - 09:52 PM Post #1 |
![]()
Elite Member
|
A rocket lanches from Houston on it's way to Mars, on board are 2 monkeys and a woman. Houston calls the first monkey: Adjust oxygen to 20%, check radar, phase to warp factor 3 Monkey 1 O.k. done Houston to monkey 2: Engage radiation sheild, adjust anti-gravitational thrusters, jettison used fuel tanks Monkey 2 O.k. done Houston to woman: ........... ............ .......... .......... Feed monkeys, and don't f***ing touch anything!!!!!
|
|
Remington 700 CDL .243Win LH + Nikko Sterling Gameking + PES T12 Mod CZ452 .22lr Amercan LH + Nikko Sterling Nite Eater + PH mod Browning Silver Semi Auto m/c HW95 + HW mod + Hawke 4x32 | |
![]() |
|
| Danger Mouse | 15th February 2007 - 10:02 PM Post #2 |
![]()
Resident Sea Fishing and Pest Control expert
![]()
|
:D
|
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
| |
![]() |
|
| ferretess | 15th February 2007 - 10:20 PM Post #3 |
![]()
Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
|
:o
:o
:o
:o
:o -Flush- -Flush- -Flush- |
![]() ![]()
| |
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| « Previous Topic · Jokes · Next Topic » |











8:04 PM Jul 11