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Spacecraft; to mars
Topic Started: 15th February 2007 - 09:52 PM (49 Views)
James@Scarborough
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A rocket lanches from Houston on it's way to Mars, on board are 2 monkeys and a woman.

Houston calls the first monkey:

Adjust oxygen to 20%, check radar, phase to warp factor 3

Monkey 1 O.k. done


Houston to monkey 2:

Engage radiation sheild, adjust anti-gravitational thrusters, jettison used fuel tanks


Monkey 2 O.k. done


Houston to woman:


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Feed monkeys, and don't f***ing touch anything!!!!!

*aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa* *lol*

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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
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