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James Bond
Topic Started: 15th February 2007 - 10:15 PM (52 Views)
Danger Mouse
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
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>very attractive woman.
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>He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a
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>moment.
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>The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
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>"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I
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>was just testing it."
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>The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
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>about it?"
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>Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
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>The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
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>"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."
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>The woman giggles and replies," Well it must be broken because I am
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>wearing knickers!"
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>Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." *aaaa*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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Agony Aunt & Xena lookie likie
*aaaa* *aaaa* *aaaa*

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