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| Tweet Topic Started: 15th February 2007 - 10:15 PM (52 Views) | |
| Danger Mouse | 15th February 2007 - 10:15 PM Post #1 |
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a > >very attractive woman. > >He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a > >moment. > >The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" > >"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I > >was just testing it." > >The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special > >about it?" > >Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." > >The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" > >"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." > >The woman giggles and replies," Well it must be broken because I am > >wearing knickers!" > >Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| James@Scarborough | 15th February 2007 - 10:21 PM Post #2 |
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| ferretess | 15th February 2007 - 10:22 PM Post #3 |
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