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| "Best Come Back Line Ever." | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 15th February 2007 - 10:19 PM (118 Views) | |
| Danger Mouse | 15th February 2007 - 10:19 PM Post #1 |
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This was apparently in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence apparently failed to notice Winnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's... just pumping away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?". He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? F*ck me, is it midnight already?" :o |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? ....... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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| James@Scarborough | 15th February 2007 - 10:24 PM Post #2 |
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| photopro | 16th February 2007 - 01:11 AM Post #3 |
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I liked that one *good* photopro |
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| Nige | 16th February 2007 - 07:28 AM Post #4 |
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Are you in competition with Shaggy then?
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| Shaggy | 16th February 2007 - 07:40 PM Post #5 |
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Hardly Nige, look at the date of joining & # of posts. I have about 1,000 jokes to do before I start to catch up. Starting now .... ... Two cannibals were having dinner one day, when one of them says, "I'm fed up with my wife". To which the other one replies .... "Well leave her then, ... ... ... ... ... ... and just have your chips. |
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| James@Scarborough | 16th February 2007 - 09:47 PM Post #6 |
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| jonrms | 22nd February 2007 - 01:53 PM Post #7 |
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First joke was good... the second was rubbish... better luck next time.
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| supersharpshooter | 22nd February 2007 - 08:06 PM Post #8 |
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great one DM but unfortunately Shaggy lol Keep them coming though guys
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| ferretess | 23rd February 2007 - 11:50 AM Post #9 |
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No No No sorry they are bottom of the barrell both of them
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| jonrms | 23rd February 2007 - 02:18 PM Post #10 |
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daddy of da youngest mem of HW "Ethan"
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Awww Springer.. your just upset you didnt get any flowers...or lol...
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Are you in competition with Shaggy then?

lol


8:04 PM Jul 11